Day 6: So Kiki asked in a recent comment what my thoughts were on Avatar coming to Walt Disney World. Normally, that’s the kind of thing I’d do on a Kingdom Comedy video, but sadly I just don’t have the time these days. Also, I doubt we’ll talk much about it on the podcast since […]
Day 5: Poetry is a way to express complex emotions that are hard to get across using simple prose. Poems often use odd language to help illustrate abstract concepts. Pop songs, on the other hand, tend to rhyme…and that’s pretty much it. They make little sense when held up to scrutiny. That’s why I started […]
Day 4: Despite my big win many weeks ago, Cracked still feels the need to ignore my genius. It happened again in the photoplasty contest Fictional Characters on a Budget. The idea being what if your favorite fictional characters had to get by with less (like the rest of us these days) Here are the […]
Day 1: Since I’m clearly ripping off Michael Jackson’s Thriller video for the visuals of “Blogtober,” I thought that the first blog should be a salute to the gloved one. I wanted to do a High Five list of his songs…but I had too many favorites to narrow it down to five. So I decided […]
On Doug Benson’s Doug Loves Movies Podcast he plays a game called “Build A Title.” This is where you build a long movie title out of other movies by combining movies that have the same first and last word in the title. For instance: “Live and Let Die” plus “Die Hard” becomes “Live and Let […]
Snubbed by Cracked…TWO DAYS IN A ROW! This contest challenged us to show what it would be like if historical figures did product endorsements. You can search out Cracked’s contest on your own if you’d like to see them (Including the “historic figure” Elvis Presley) but these were the ones that were unjustly ignored… For […]
C’mon Cracked! How much rejection can one man take? Even my high school self didn’t get rejected this much! I realize that this week’s contest* spawned hundreds of entries…but in your 28 finalists, you didn’t even pick ONE of mine? Not one? How could you pass up these gems… Star Trek (2009) C’mon people! A […]
Movies aren’t always realistic…but what if they were? What would things look like if Hollywood tried to “keep it real?” Well, if you go by the Cracked Photoshop contest about it, it looks mostly like a bunch of Star Wars jokes and Harry Potter getting raped and murdered (Really, Cracked? #1 for that?) But if […]
As you guys may or may not know, the PlayStation Network has been down for a week thanks to some asshat hackers. The outage itself is annoying, but that’s not the real news: the hackers got users’ personal data. There is some more coverage here and here if you’re curious, but I’m here to talk […]
Another Photoshop contest at cracked.com, another chance for Tim to whine about his entries that weren’t chosen. This time the theme was classic movies made into video games. I actually had 2 entries make the list but I had so many more that didn’t. Did they deserve to? Well that’s difficult question to answer…unless you’re […]