Day 4 Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. A few weeks back, Cracked’s theme was “Recruitment Posters for the Worst Jobs Ever.” I didn’t win…I wasn’t runner up…I really have nothing to be bragging about. But I thought I’d share my entry in the contest anyway (especially since the […]
In a world where a comedian needs an outlet for his random thoughts… In a world where people need to waste time on the internet… One man steps from the shadows of the world wide web. Last time he made a difference by posting a blog everyday in the month of September 2009. Then it […]
I logged into my e-mail today, and THIS greets me: a) No hes not a %@#$ing Muslim! b) If he was, who gives a @$#%? c) How the %@#$ is this the “Top Story?” Did I miss something? Is the economy fixed? Are all the wars over? Did we solve the immigration issue? Is ALL […]
Every week Cracked.com does a photo manipulation contest with a different theme. Some of you may have seen I came in 20th in the latest contest…but what none of you have seen are my entries for earlier contests that didn’t do squat. In light of my recently being pwned by the fake KFC Skinwich, I […]
You may already know this, but I occasionally contribute to the humor website cracked.com. However, that doesn’t mean they like ALL of my ideas. So this is the first in a series of things I submitted that were rejected by Cracked. This was an “info-graphic” made in response to Facebook’s privacy leak. Enjoy!
As a struggling comedian/actor I have myself listed on several casting websites designed to get me auditions. Today I got sent an e-mail from one of those websites about a role they think I should try out for… Your profile matches three criteria for the following role: JENNY CRAIG WOMAN Gender: Match Portrayable Ethnicity: Match […]
You’ve seen my chats from Omegle…You’ve seen Andy’s chats with Cleverbot… Now those worlds come together as I type what people say to me in Omegle into Cleverbot and then copy and paste Cleverbot’s answers into Omegle. Basically, this is involuntary AI chat or a creature I call “RoboDouche.” LET’S DO THIS!!! You’re now chatting […]
After becoming bored with all the penises on Chatroulette (it takes less time than you’d think) and reading about Cleverbot on Digg, I thought I’d give it a go and find out how clever this bot really was. The result reminded me of a singular truth of the Internet. No, not Rule 34. The other […]
Recently, we introduced a segment on the show called “F**k Facebook Family Feud.” It was created because of bull crap exactly like what just happened to me. The question was, “Name a job where people seldom wear their uniforms when off work” I guessed several things nurse, fast food, cop, fireman…all were up there…things were […]
Wow…I just looked and we’ve only done one blog in the last month. Ok…I’m going to put my writing cap on and make an effort to get more blogs on this site. I can’t promise my two cohorts will do the same (In fact, I can more likely promise that they won’t) but damn it, […]