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Today I realized that one persons FML is another persons MLIFA!

Years ago, America Online flooded everyone’s mailboxes (real ones, not “inboxes”) with floppy diskettes and CDs promising easy access to Teh Intarwebz. Millions bought in, signed up, and logged on. Of those, tens or hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions, were idiots, children, or idiot children. Human discourse has not been the same since. Everyone […]

Probably not but it made for a funny video…

One day at work, I fell into a hole in the Internet.  My memory of all time before that is hazy and indistinct, like a dream soon to fade at the morning. It was as if bash.org’s Quote Database was all there had ever been of my real life, and the rest was just an […]

I found the video below via Boing Boing via SLOG. So who wants to see hot naked girls just licking random household objects? I do, I do!

There is an old adage, relative to the life of the Internet at least, about how arguing on said Internet is like… well, let’s just say it is likely to prove that both sides are idiots. Just after George Carlin passed, I came across yet another best-of-Carlin compilation on YouTube, but the person who posted […]

About 2 weeks ago, Noah asked me about the “Mahna Mahna” song from The Muppet Show, wondering if it was a Muppets original. I told him I had no idea. Almost exactly thirty seconds later, after swimming through a series of tubes (no, I’m not going to stop making fun of Ted Stevens until that […]

No I didn’t go crawling back to my old job (yet), I was a guest on Johnny Dam’s BBS Talk Radio show: “The DAMage Report.” What?! You missed it? You’re in luck…you can listen to it right now: Just click right here. That’s right…there’s actually a podcast on TANcast, finally.  Sure it’s not a TANcast […]

Sometimes you come across something that just needs to be shared with the world. Well since I don’t know the world, I am sharing with with the 5 people that read this blog. I should say, this is so not safe for work or kids for that matter. Words can not express the strangeness of […]

I don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work. Why are you so cruel to me […]