Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 22 I don’t know how it happened or when, but somebody hit Google Maps with a big ol’ Stupid Stick. Suddenly dozens of streets (including the one I live on) display the wrong name and most points of interest seem to be at least several hundred yards away from their […]
Ok…we’re all sick of hearing about “Balloon Boy” by now. It was lame, he was never in the baloon, yadda yadda yadda. I was ready to move on to the next thing too, then I logged into my e-mail account where Yahoo presents me with the top news stories. At first I thought, “Geez! That […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 8 I just got a fireproof, waterproof external hard drive from ioSafe. Given the recent spate of end-of-days weather and my bout of terminal heathenism, I thought it best to be prepared. If they had one that was frog-, blood-, locust-, lightning bolt-, and zombie army-proof I’d probably have paid […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 6 A bit over 4 years ago, Microsoft announced that they would be including a new document layout file format, later named the “XML Paper Specification“, with the release of Windows that would eventually be called Windows Vista. The XPS format was intended to both compete with Adobe’s Portable Document […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 5 About two weeks ago, I finally used one of my Google Voice invitations and got an awesome phone number. In short, my feelings can be summed up as: … but it could be better.
Recently Grammar Girl did a podcast entitled “How to Write a Complaint Letter”(which yu can find on her website: http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/ and it got me thinkin’… Long ago, when the halls of MySpace were filled with people, I wrote a pair of blogs about some complain letters that I wrote to my corporate nemesis Mervyn’s. I […]
30 Days and 30 Blogs: Day 30 It’s time to play America’s favorite new game show… That’s right, “Who’s the Douche?” The game where we show you an actual exchange on the internet and you decide who the bigger douche bag is. Today’s game starts on a message board and continues into private messages. The […]
30 Days and 30 Blogs: Day 2 Well it’s day 2 of my commitment to a month of blogs and I don’t really have any ideas for a blog today. I fail at everything I try. But I keep trying. I’m kinda like the comedic version of Rocky. (Fortunately no Russians have beaten me up…yet) […]
I am a man on a mission…not from God, but from Noah (1/3 oft he best crappy podcast ever). He said I should be writing everyday. While I can’t promise that, I am going to try to blog at least once a day during the month of September. Stand-up comedy biz blogs…Disney blogs…Star Trek Blogs…a […]
I had a little bit of Comcast info I wanted to tweet about, but Twitter went down as I was typing. Oh, before I forget… Dear Fucktards at Comcast: Please stop breaking the Internet by replacing valid DNS error messages with search (plus ads!) pages. If any customers want you to break their Internet access, […]