Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 15 Blah blah, late post, socked nuts… I’ve been trying to locate a copy of a short story (~5000 words, I think) originally created for an English class back in 1998. I called it Paranoia, and it was essentially the diary of a madman. Thanks to Hotmail’s old “log in […]
Ok…we’re all sick of hearing about “Balloon Boy” by now. It was lame, he was never in the baloon, yadda yadda yadda. I was ready to move on to the next thing too, then I logged into my e-mail account where Yahoo presents me with the top news stories. At first I thought, “Geez! That […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 14 The following is an open letter to the National Rifle Association, inspired the events of this morning. Dear Pieces of Shit at the NRA: I received a call today on behalf of your organization from (703) 656-9940. I’m uncertain whether I spoke to one of your paid staffers, a […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 13 I just wanted to share with you all something I said to my then-not-yet-wife one evening in early December 2005: Pink Meatstick of Death … Pink Meatstick of DEATH !!! Yeah, she didn’t get it either.
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 12 Yeah, yeah, I know… This time it was a dick-punch. Long, long ago, back when (or before?) some of you were actually in diapers, I did some development work (wait, didn’t I claim to have been a banker?) in C, C++, and Smalltalk. Recent career shifts got me back […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 11 Yes, I socked myself in the right nut and then backdated this post to Sunday. I finally watched Beowulf with the wife last night. In short, my impression was: Gaimam is a talented writer (and I guess so is Avery), Zemeckis still has a hard-on for creepy CGI, and […]
Another show worth nominating for best “comedy” podcast at podcastawards.com! This week the boys talk about exactly what you think they’d talk about on the 69th episode…politics, culture, and religion (no kidding). They also manage to talk about being a bad husband, babies, weddings, My Secret Ex-Girlfriend, The Cleveland Show, the pros and cons of […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 10 It’s hard damn work being as seriously epic as I am. In size. Around the waist. It’s like the opposite of conditioning yourself for a marathon. I studiously avoid even casual levels of exertion. I vigilantly watch my diet, lest an errant green threaten to unclog arteries and intestines. […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 9 This afternoon I was sitting at the computer, watching people with more active and interesting lives fail, when there was an unexpected friendly “shave-and-a-haircut” knock on my front door. I hopped up and, after a moment of frantic legs/pants battle and a quick check of my zipper, I waddled […]
No need to waste time just look at this… Wow…that was in my mouth…for years! It was yanked out this morning with not a lot of fanfare or fuss. For those who are interested in such things, I did not get “put under.” I didn’t even get any gas. I just got the same local […]