TANcast

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This week, the TANboys (minus one) give the people what they want: more TANG, start a new feature called TANlaughs, discus the misadventures at Tim’s wedding, and tell some stories with the moral “Buyer, beware!” (F@#% MERVYNS!) Then we discuss circumcision (What?!). Geoff takes us through some video game news including a controversial salute to […]

I dunno what to do with myself! Earlier this week, I posted a video about the closing of Star Trek: The Experience on YouTube, and my idea to keep it alive: I’ve actually gotten many positive comments about it! Not just on YouTube…but random other forums are spreading it around. From a Star Trek Forum: […]

When I was younger, I played a lot of the “SimSomething” series: SimCity, SimEarth, SimAnt, SimCity 2000, SimTower, SimIsle, and yes, even SimCopter.  I also played, as a young adult, Civilization II, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri (and the Alien Crossfire expansion), Civilization: Call to Power (which wasn’t made by Firaxis and wasn’t as good), and […]

I am sure a lot of you have seen those Kinoki Foot Pad commercial. If not then watch the video below. I was pretty sure it was BS but I wanted someone to do a study. Penn and Teller were dragging their feet on this one, so NPR took up the reigns. I can now […]

I got two calls today from 877-565-8456 almost exactly 15 minutes apart.  I missed the first and the caller did not leave a message, but when a second call came through so soon I thought it might be important and answered. It turned out this was a goddamn automated dialer system calling me to tell […]

I loved Fatboy Slim back in his Rockafeller Skank days but then he started to lose me around Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars. Well now he has teamed up with David Byrne of Talking Heads fame to form The Brighton Port Authority and one of their babies is the song and video below. […]

I got my Something, weeks ago but I was too lazy to post pics and write about it. I got a Crack-a-Head. Not too bad but not something I am totally excited about. I would give the Somethingstore another shot. The last two photos are about a month after I got it.

I found the video below via Boing Boing via SLOG. So who wants to see hot naked girls just licking random household objects? I do, I do!

This time the TANboys diss on some Bed and Breakfasts, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and people who make negative comments on the internet. They return to their favorite debate: supernatural sexual assault. They come up with a new gang initiation, show their ignorance of the gay culture, give Morgan Freeman some great advice, and rip […]