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I wonder if Lindsay Lohan misses her boobs… Before After For the love of God, somebody feed this girl!

Thanks to KCRA‘s love of “local fluff” slide shows, you can all get in line to meet me now…

I just figured out that Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu and his grandson Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues are really just allegorical representations of the life of Jesus Christ, with the wandering and the good-doing, and the ass-kicking with the beating stick, and so forth. I think they upped the […]

Listen, children, as I impart a lesson learned by watching a dog take a shit. Like Jimmy Pop said, I hate poopin’ in public places. The constant noise of others coming and going (pardon the pun) really makes my brown eye squint. I’m always super self-conscious about the rude noises and foul smells coming from […]