I swear I just looked at the clock a second ago and it was 9:15. But as I look now, it’s almost midnight? Why does time pass so quickly these days?
It’s not even like it was when I was a kid where time would pass quickly at recess but slooooooooow during class. Time just zips by all the time now! Doesn’t matter if I’m doing something I want to do or something I hate doing. Time just flashes by.
“Ugh…this root canal sucks! WHAT? It’s been five hours already?! Well, I guess it’s like they say…Time flies when someone’s drilling a hole in your skull!”
I think I may be time traveling at a rate slightly faster than normal time! Quick call Doc Brown, or Bill and Ted, or even (shudder) Dr. Who! I don’t care who you call I just want to be able to do more than one thing after dinner before it’s midnight!
You suck, Time!