Fuck you, Windows!
April 9th, 2008 . by NoahI don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work.
Why are you so cruel to me Windows? Can’t we just be friends?
April 11th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I never have any problems with Windows. Must be a racial thing…
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
It’s really not.
I know the exact problem you were having there.
…
I just realised this post is from April.
Wow I’m awake and bored.
But yeah.
The restart will happen now
and then you can be like
no, get back to me
however there isn’t a “No, fuck it. No more countdowns, Windows!” option.
Grrrr.
Oh, and I’m white, if I didn’t already give that away at the beginning.
( &from Liverpool, not London ;] )
October 7th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Want to ramp up the tension? Try using a USB disk that you know has a boot sector virus on it (because your in-laws have given it to you to do something with it). That constant fear of “can I afford to take a whizz, or will I return to a metal brick which has restarted itself, run a virus in an unprotected state, and cleared C: drive”?
December 9th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Fuck you windows, you just closed 5 fucking windows with over 15 tabs each, 3 PDF files and several Notepad notes with very fucking important information in them.
FUCK YOU.
Even when I fucking tell you, I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING RESTART you RESTART.
FUCK
YOU.
December 14th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
yeah fuck window, totally fucking unstable insecure OS totally unreliable crap i lost so much unrecoverable data because of windows crashing, lousy system
July 24th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Fuck you windows! Peace of shit!
August 14th, 2011 at 12:19 am
Fuck Windows…. nuf said except FUCK WINDOWS
December 20th, 2011 at 5:37 pm
sounds like you need to buy a mac
January 15th, 2013 at 11:26 am
FUCK YOU WINDOWS all of my work LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU