I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’m not a fan of the film Man of Steel. The primary avenues I’ve used to vent these feelings are my entries into Cracked.com’s many photo manipulation contests. As we discussed on the last episode of the podcast, I’ve had a pretty good run of bashing Man of Steel. Some have made the final articles, some haven’t. But here is a glorious collection of ALL my anti-Man of Steel entries. Enjoy!

What Movie Characters Should Have Said

Things You Secretly Suspect About Famous People

Traumatizing Scenes From Lighthearted Movies

The Unseen Financial Implications of Famous Movies

If Movie Characters Always Made the Rational Decision

Movies From the Point of View of Minor Characters

Ridiculous Implied Moments Between Movie Scenes

Movies/Shows/Games Summed Up by Charts/Graphs

Small, Much-Needed Changes to Superhero Movies

(Get ready…you’ll see this “theme” a lot)

Movies Vastly Improved With the Addition of Godzilla

Two Bad Movies Combined to Make an Awesome One

Movie/TV Tropes You Want to Go Away

Movie/Game Special Editions We Wish Existed

If Movie Titles Were Honest – 2013 Films Only
(I had a field day with this one)

Movie Happy Endings, Revised for Realism

Unexpected Downsides of Being a Superhero

How You’d Improve the Summer 2013 Movie Lineup

Worst Possible Taglines/Ads for Upcoming Movies

(Starting to get a bit redundant…hmmmm)

One Change That Would’ve Made the Movie Awesome

(This one was a full 8 months before the movie came out!
I was a Man of Steel hater BEFORE it was cool)

The Awkward Everyday Lives of Supernatural Beings

Well that’s it. It’s a lot of hate for one man to spew…but somehow I get it done.

You’re welcome…