TANcast 295 – Jesus Doesn’t Save This Joke
August 11th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Tim loses a pie eating contest, Andy gets invaded coyotes, and Noah saves the day at a taco store. Then the Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament is back with Uwe Boll’s “Alone in the Dark” facing off against “Air Collision” (suggested by Brandon)
00:00 – 01:32 Pre Show
01:32 – 03:32 Intro
03:32 – 09:23 TANlaughs
09:23 – 42:59 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
32:57 – 36:31 TANflix
42:59 – 45:00 Listener Email
45:00 – 69:28 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
69:28 – 70:37 Wrap Up
70:37 – 72:03 ????
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August 11th, 2014 at 6:58 am
Praise be to Gun toting Jesus! I finally found my religion!
Thanks guys.
August 11th, 2014 at 10:00 am
Also, the emu turkey legs urban legend has been proven to be false. They are really turkey. Grossly obese, hormone pumped turkeys who can’t walk, but still turkeys.
August 11th, 2014 at 4:07 pm
@Jess after I thought I about it, i was like that Emu thing can’t be true. I don’t think Disney would do that.
August 12th, 2014 at 6:59 am
Patronise vs… well… Patronise.
I can’t speak for every area of the country, but here in the north west of England we don’t use patron in terms of shopping.
[Pay]tronise vs [Patt]ronise – we use the latter for that particular act of being a douche.
August 13th, 2014 at 3:13 am
Jesus saves, or at least tries to. Taking care of a family of you, your veija, your twelve kids, and the damn dogs is expensive, vato.
August 13th, 2014 at 5:59 pm
The “turkey” legs at Disneyland are actually pork. The meat is pink which cooked poultry should never be.
August 14th, 2014 at 1:16 am
My mental image of Gun Totin’ Jesus is the Buddy Christ with a Glock.
August 14th, 2014 at 1:38 am
Noah the thief-stopper is my hero.
August 14th, 2014 at 2:20 am
A random left-field Noah fact(oid)!
Emus are farmed in Australia for their meat. Nowhere near as popular as chicken, but there’s nothing wrong with it. I agree it is very unlikely to be sold at Disneyland as turkey.
@Andy the Cassowary (particularly the southern cassowary) is probably the bird you’re thinking of that’s reminiscient of the (Jurassic Park) velociraptor. Emus are bigger than cassowaries, but are not generally dangerous to humans.