TANcast 285 – God Is Real. Jesus Loves You. Great Grandma’s In Heaven.
April 28th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week Andy poses questions about religion and child rearing, Noah tries Taco Bell breakfast, and Tim gets a cool birthday surprise. Then it’s a quick “Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament” round when Caligula faces off against the Love Guru.
00:00 – 01:20 TANlaughs
01:20 – 04:50 Intro
04:50 – 24:19 Andy’s “Serious” Topic
24:19 – 40:47 How the #$%* was your week?
40:47 – 51:38 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
51:38 – 52:54 Wrap Up
52:54 – 55:53 ?????
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April 29th, 2014 at 4:39 am
These are kinda bad
What is the point of a jewish football game- to get the quarterback
How many white people can fit in a jar- none crackers come in a box
What do the Titanic and a bowl of soup have in common?
All the crackers sink to the bottom.
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
They’re both stuck up cunts.
what’s the difference between a white thief and a black thief?
A black thief will take your wallet and car stereo, a white thief will take your house and 401k
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hold up a picture of Jesus.
The biggest miracle Jesus performed was being a white dude in the Middle East.
Why was jesus so annoying during his crucifixion- he kept making them redo the cross until they got it square
April 30th, 2014 at 8:45 pm
Holy cow, I had completely forgot about those jokes, and I didn’t get the last one… I thought someone else would…. nice to know I’m not the only one who didn’t get it. 😉
May 1st, 2014 at 2:54 am
Andy explained it to me via text…
The sea weed = the sea went wee (or pissed). Basically the ocean took a leak on the sand.
…this is why TANlaughs should be done with all 3 of us
May 3rd, 2014 at 1:30 am
ooohh, I’m guessing having to explain the joke, does not make it a joke.
ALSO, I have possible horrible movie to add into the mix (and I have NO idea how I stumbled upon it). “The Baby” (1973)… a 70’s “horror” (or horrible) film.
May 3rd, 2014 at 8:58 pm
So me and Andy understood the seaweed joke. Tim broke the sentence. 😉