TANcast 251 – Lube Up, Paul Broun
August 6th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week…uh…too many different topics this week. “Highlights” include time travle sex, Tim’s laptop crashes, and delicious burgers.
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***SHOW LINKS***
Urban Dictionary: Sporking
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sporking
Buttery Biscuit Base
http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk
Nic Cage is One True God
http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod
Official “Look at My Dick” Merchandise
http://www.zazzle.com/look+at+my+dick+tancast+gifts
Scary Joker Face
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130207221644-joker-reveal-vertical-gallery.jpg
BurgerFi
http://burgerfi.com/
Dude Food Magic Bars
http://www.sugarhero.com/2013/06/dude-food-magic-bars/
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August 6th, 2013 at 5:05 am
lol that would be fun to hear you read the story Tim 🙂 loved the tag on
I’m starting to listen to you guys at work again and I think people think I’m crazy for laugh out loud fuck it i love you guys
August 7th, 2013 at 6:04 am
If you start doing white people jokes, I’m gonna have to start using headphones. Arizona.
The Joker bit is yet another “great thing” that DC’s New 52 brought to the world. Along with killing another Robin off, this one being Bruce’s biological son. Thanks DC, that’s why I’m a Marvel guy, although Dan Slott is pushing it! And speaking of repeating things, Repo! did the face wearing first.
Oh, and speaking of funny things about white people, have you seen this?
http://youtu.be/Wd97I4LwkFA
August 7th, 2013 at 6:20 am
Can I suggest Abiyoyo as read by Sean Connery?
August 10th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
So how the hell is Damian going to grow up to be Ibn al Xu’ffasch now?
Fucking reboots screwing up the timelines…
Unless they stick his ass in a Lazarus Pit or something. Or he just comes back from the dead all of a sudden like Jason Todd. Or it was really a clone. Or it was actually Doc Ock who had done a mindswap with Damian. Or DC decides to have The Super Seriously Infinite Crisis You Guys and reboot the whole multiverse again.
August 10th, 2013 at 7:38 pm
To seriously answer your question, before the New 52 started, it was when Bruce came back from being thrown backwards in time my Darkseid’s Omega Beam, he took back the mantel of Batman from Dick, and started patrolling Gotham with his youngest son on top of making a Batman themed Justice League called Batman Inc. Talia tried to bring Damian back to her side but he refused, and in her rage, she took some of his DNA and had him cloned, claiming to raise the clone as his little brother. Then New 52 happened. The clone was aged to adulthood, killed the original, and even had the nerve to ask his “father” if he could be his successor. So I’m assuming, if after this Trinity War bullshit, they set things right and yet still have the Vertigo and that other one merged with New Earth, then there is a chance that Damian will still be dead and this clone could very well be The Son of the Bat. Maybe even Batman in Bethlehem.
August 11th, 2013 at 12:11 am
So, where’s the “Look at My Dick” merchandise? Was it too much for Zazzle to handle?
August 11th, 2013 at 7:35 am
Looks like your not updating ITunes again cause I cant find this one on there…..
August 11th, 2013 at 10:55 am
@Nick Try looking again because I am seeing it on iTunes
August 11th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
@Nick: The canary in the coalmine is this link: https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/id662776793 . If that ever stops showing new episodes, we have a problem.
@Jenn: I asked Tim. It turns out you have to disable “Safe Search” to see it. The last option in the left column should be “Content Filter”. Of course, then you have to search again.
August 11th, 2013 at 8:16 pm
The weird thing is the episode didn’t update/download on my Podcast app, but when I went to iTunes through the app, I was able to download it.
August 11th, 2013 at 10:42 pm
Weird. Tim had the same issue, but my Podcasts app pulled the episode down days ago.
The Podcasts app has to pull the whole feed directly from the site, not from iTunes. Maybe there was a size issue or site timeout. Were you on 3G/4G, or Wi-Fi when you tried?
August 12th, 2013 at 3:36 am
It’s not just an issue with the app. I had the same problem on my desktop. Wouldn’t pull the episode (even after hitting “update” and “show all episodes.”) So I went to the iTunes store and found it.
I also unsubscribed and the resubscribed. Hopefully that will help. We’ll see next week :/
August 12th, 2013 at 10:51 pm
Great episode guys.
I liked the blonde joke lightning round but couldn’t make out some of the answers. =/
Please do send a LOOK AT MY DICK!!! shirt to Anthony Weiner.
Pretty sure that the Burger Sucky Fucky has been done – story on TESD a little while back about a girl in an all night drive thru. Can’t remember the store. May be apocryphal.
I think I had more comments during the show but I have forgotten them now. Oh well.
August 13th, 2013 at 4:14 am
Read anything in bane’s voice! Please….
August 13th, 2013 at 10:04 am
I had the same issue as Tim. Didn’t think much of it because of all that was going on for me. Hitting the refresh button and show all didn’t help. I just went to this page and put it on my phone.I will unsubscribe and subscribe again and cross my fingers it works.
August 13th, 2013 at 10:52 pm
I’ve reduced the feed from ~270 to 50 episodes. It means old episodes won’t show up in the iTunes Store or in clients like the Podcasts app, iTunes, etc. (for now), but it also means the file those clients have to pull down is about 1/4 the size it was an hour ago.
August 14th, 2013 at 10:56 pm
Thank you Andy. Now, may we please see a hint of 207? Pretty please?
August 17th, 2013 at 11:41 am
Hint: It’s gonna be a letdown.
August 20th, 2013 at 3:47 pm
Wifi, but it did end up working. So all is right in the world, we have our TANCasts.