TANcast 190 – Highly Scat-illogical
February 26th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week topics range from religion, capitalism, and politics to Star Trek, annoying co-workers and naked pregnant women modeling hats. (Only on TANcast) Finally its a robotic TANfight as Data from Star Trek faces off against a T-800 model Terminator.
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
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***SHOW LINKS***
Pics From Star Trek Sequel
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/first-set-photos-star-trek-sequel-222928738.html
More Pics From Star Trek Sequel
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00048191.html
Take On Me Video
http://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
Nude Pregnant Woman Modeling Hats
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/22/nude-pregnant-model-walks-runway-london-sophia-cahill_n_1293692.html
Church Gets Uppity About Breast Feeding
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/nirvana-jennette-georgia-nurse-in_n_1297667.html
Goldentusk On YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/user/Goldentusk#g/c/F2B4A64544F29846
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Trope Of Work Getting His Ass Kicked
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect
Tim’s Gig in Santa Clara, CA on March 10, 2012
http://bit.ly/comedylab310
Tim’s Comedy CD
http://TANcast.com/tim
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February 26th, 2012 at 10:21 pm
wow political talk on … TANcast… Noah wasn’t kidding, 2012 just might be their year…
February 26th, 2012 at 10:23 pm
If you’ve read my last comment, I said that I acknowledged my mistake in memory and I credited it to the movie tagline- “She created a monster as her secret lover”. I also said that you can’t place the pigeon on me. But to be honest, it’s been a while since I last I saw it and things got confused, my bad.
February 26th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Also, Noah, as someone who’s worked on a couple movies … it’s not that exciting, then again I’ve only worked on two animated films. … I wasted a good three hours of my life while producers argue whether the monkey in “Curious George” should burp or hiccup… I’m not kidding 😛
February 26th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I would love to have a T-shirt that said “My favorite color is lasagna”
February 27th, 2012 at 1:35 am
No offense @Andy, lots of love to you, but all I heard was WAH WAH WAH WAHWAWAWAWAH WALGREENS! lol (yes I did @Tim) just out of curiosity how many people have entered in the saving Grace contest?
February 27th, 2012 at 10:32 am
Sweet and sour baby Jesus, Newsflash to the rest of the world: If I have headphones in, chances are I can’t hear you, don’t talk to me.
And I second Vrej, that would be an amusing t-shirt.
February 27th, 2012 at 10:36 am
The reason they are giving flack to Mitt Romney about the Mormon practice of baptizing dead people was because he did it to his father in law.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093241/Mitt-Romneys-family-baptized-Ann-Romneys-atheist-father-Mormon-church-year-AFTER-death.html
February 27th, 2012 at 10:43 am
@Jesus hey sorry if it seems like I am picking on you, not my intention 🙂
February 27th, 2012 at 11:41 am
In defense of Andy, the taller I got, the clumsier I got. I have awful balance and coordination. I hit my head on ceiling fans all the time.I have also walked into walls many times. Most of my family is mormon so in response as to why they baptize the dead it is so the individual has the right to accept the church in the next life.
February 27th, 2012 at 3:56 pm
@Noah, man it’s cool, I was apologizing to everyone who bothered to look it up. If anything it was that tag line and that one scene that stuck in the back of my mind. It’s actually pretty cool when I get mentioned, even if it is you three saying I suck, feels like a real community, I even told my friends about it.
February 27th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Also, Tim I’m surprised you didn’t start speaking in “whale” when Noah asked “whale’s how do you like your women?” http://youtu.be/HyjV9BVfYw0
February 27th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
The capitalism talk reminded me of this image I saw the other day about the whole Mass Effect 3 DLC controversy that’s going on between EA/BioWare and the fans. No idea if Andy and Noah are ME fans but if you ever thought “EA are greedy, gimme free shit” it’s worth a look. http://i.imgur.com/m77S3.png
Also, after listening to the show I discovered that my ipod has a increase speed x2 function, so I thought it was my duty to replay Andy’s lasagna part – it was just as fun as you can expect. I’m also with Vrej I would love to see a “My favourite colour is lasagna” t-shirt.
February 27th, 2012 at 6:50 pm
@Luke It feels like there is content now, that would have just been part of the core game before DLC that is not withheld so they can charge you for it. That being said I also think it is a perception thing as well. A lot of gamers aren’t going to see it as “oh wow look at all this game I got for $50 dollars” they will just see, wait what is this bit of content that was withheld from me. I will also say I don’t play a lot of video games these days or follow gaming news, so my opinion would be very uninformed.
P.S. I realize that diagram Luke linked to pretty much points out what I said.
February 29th, 2012 at 11:59 pm
So, I got all excited when I saw that Liberal t-shirt, then I thought, if I wear that in public, that may or may not get me shot, let alone in a fight. But with these people on their high horses talking all kinds of so much fucking hypocritical shit, especially when it comes to sex and marriage, sex that they’re not having, between people they don’t know. But no, I got paid today, come Saturday, I’m buying that shirt, but I’ll still wear it around the house. I may be a Lib, but when it comes to the prospect of getting shot, well, in the words of the 10th Doctor, I’m a coward, every time.
March 1st, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Seriously, trying to get all these TANlaughs typed out is hard enough without you reading FIVE of them! I’m a quick typist, but I’m not that quick.
March 2nd, 2012 at 2:30 pm
In response to the TanFight: I think Data would win, since he is from the further future; couple hundred years vs. 30 years into the future.
March 4th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Hi Andy, for people who’ve done electrical engineering, the square root of -1 is “j”, because they might get it confused with current.
March 4th, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Hi Tim, the hot tub time machine is a baptismal font. (I assume it is sans serif.)
March 4th, 2012 at 8:46 pm
Tim, your “Take On Me” deserved more than crickets. Well done sir.
March 4th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
And why (on the mobile version of the site at least) does this episode list AFTER last week’s one? The dates look right but the order is wrong. 191, 189, 190, 188, 187…
March 4th, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Thank you for reading my comment Andy, I hope you are able to give that lady a Tittay Juice onesie.