TANcast 187 – You Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
February 6th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Noah goes to Calastoga, Andy quits (his job, not TANcast), Tim gets into an argument with a birther, and the guys scrap a planned High Five to talk about a bunch of other random crap.
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Cracked Contest That Tim Won, Then Lost, Then Won Again.
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February 6th, 2012 at 3:16 am
lol great episode! first comment!! still can’t breathe, but lol this is worth it! and as I’m writing this I haven’t been sent back to the hospital so, Nailed it! lol love you all lots!! Hugs and kisses!
p.s. when r u all going to read/perform my script?! I already told my teacher about it! I kind of wanna show off and I want the extra credit! plz please PLEASE!!!!!!
February 6th, 2012 at 3:20 am
The brilliant thing about having a boy friend who loves TANcast just as much as I, is that he’s willing to remind me so late at night that there should be a new episode up.
February 6th, 2012 at 4:50 am
Hey guys, maybe you can help me out here, or maybe just Andy, or my fellow listeners? Anyway, as a geek of today, I say geek because I am in no way a nerd, I graduated high school with a c average. Anyway, as a geek of today, I have dreams to be a writer, and I have come across a few weird things, books, movies, what not. Well, on once such occasion, I came across a project, based on a book I think, about a female geneticist, making a weird lizard sex slave, it was a mainstream film, might have had a French actress. Anyway, I heard it was based off of a sci-fi book and I was wondering if anyone knew what the movie/book was. Thanks. And no, it’s not Splice, it’s kinda like Splice though.
February 6th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Hello again, lovely chaps. I’m that norwegian fan with the unpronouncable name, if you remember me. Haven’t listened to podcasts in a long time, but today I’ve listened to lots of tancast episodes. Fun times! That’s all I got.
February 6th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
@Andylover, Congratulations on being Norwegian! You’re the cream of the crop, you butter believe it. /insensitivity
February 6th, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Okay, looking back on it, not as funny. I’m sorry, that was a very insensitive attempt at a joke. My only defense is that I grew up in a strictly margarine household and therefore have no respect for butter.
February 6th, 2012 at 7:06 pm
I heard (yesterday) complaining that tomorrow (today) will be Monday and since they partied too hard that they didn’t want Monday to get here, but secretly I was thinking to myself, “yippie tomorrow will be Monday, more TANcast!!” 🙂
February 7th, 2012 at 1:51 am
I was wondering what happened to Yngwie! I love that random people around the world listen to TANcast. (Why?!!!)
February 7th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Great episode as always guys! I hope to see “You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” to become the last running TANgag. Speaking of which, have to say I love the little addition Tim does at the end of each show were he says a different gag (“and remember, the pigeon is a lie/don’t be an idiotttttt/I’m fucking in here” etc). It’s like one last surprise for the end of the show; along with the extra tag.
Also, is it just me or is the TANlaughs list in the shownotes wrong? Nothing major but it’s the same as last week’s show IIRC.
February 7th, 2012 at 1:58 pm
@Jenn I love that random people around the world listen as well.
February 7th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
@Lindsey, That’s heartless… Not really, considering the fact that the butter famine was brought on by such a first world-problem as a diet-craze. And I’m happy the world makes fun of us, because that means you know we exist.
February 7th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Thanks the new phrase I used it after someone decided to cut me off while driving. “You ssssuuuuuuccckkkkkkkkk!” maybe an idea for a license plate?
February 7th, 2012 at 7:23 pm
@Chelsea: I don’t think “USUUUCK” has the same impact.
Maybe a custom license holder/frame with “YOU” above and “!!!!!!!!!!” below, framing “SUUUUCK”?
PS: Welcome back, Yngwie/Chuck, you filthy, filthy Andylover!
February 7th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
I have to admit that I’m pretty sure Jon Stewart has done the “You suuuuuuuuck” thing before on the Daily Show. Maybe not in the same context, but the more I think of it, the more I can picture him saying it that way. #ThePigeonIsALie #AndItSuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
February 8th, 2012 at 8:50 am
I haven’t listened to the show yet, so I am imagining the “suuuuck” to be in Ralph Garman does Adam West Batman voice.
February 10th, 2012 at 7:42 pm
@Andy that would be a good idea, just would have to make sure that the frame didn’t fall off because I don’t know about having a license plate that says “SSUUCKK” by itself would be a good idea… especially being a woman… and being stuck in traffic…. just sayin’.
February 10th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
@Chelsea: Better than “ISUKKOK” or “BJ4FREE”…
February 11th, 2012 at 1:22 am
@Andy too true lol “EATMENW” is way better!
February 11th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Fellow nerds/geeks, lend me your ears! I just realized something, on the Big Bang Theory, one of them is getting married, not only that, he’s going into space. The last time a nerd went into space, his show got canceled. It’s Family Matters all over again! I seriously hope that that doesn’t happen….again.