TANcast 181 – Can You Draw a Towel Before You Draw Your Last Breath?
December 23rd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
The boys get the Scrooge treatment and visit their past, present and future, Tim laments the loss of the Bugle podcast, and Andy brings a new segment to the show called “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better,” where the boys pitch movie ideas that are better than “Battleship.”
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***SHOW LINKS***
Link to Tim’s Stand Up Comedy CD
http://TANcast.com/tim
Tim Babb’s Kingdom Comedy: We Are The World 26
http://youtu.be/KTddPosfbOQ
Jimmy Stewart Reads Poem About His Dog
http://youtu.be/mwGnCIdHQH0
Cracked PhotoShop Contest For Movies From Kids’ Games
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_174_if-every-childrens-game-was-turned-into-movie/
What Google Images Comes Up with for “Candy Cane Dildo”
http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/june_2010/53099_Celebrity_khia_candy_cane.jpg
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December 24th, 2011 at 12:06 am
Okay, so the movie pitch thing made me think of this short film/fake trailer. I first saw it in a Contemporary Cinema class I took a while back.
http://youtu.be/aB4M9rl8GvM
December 25th, 2011 at 1:47 am
Great content. i really love Andy’s new segment. Things could really get hilarious with this concept.
December 26th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
@Eric but How can something made by Andy be anything but AMAZING*
*EDITED BY SUPEREME WEBMASTER
(Because you tempted me I did actually this comment, because I can’t stand not to ruin a joke and also because I fucking can! MUAHAHA! – Andy)
December 26th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Can someone do me a favour and go back through all the TANcast episodes and write up what the link sound is? =D
December 26th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Thank you Andy for attempting to pronounce “caramel”. =)
I have carefully checked the “Carmel” list of definitions on Wikipedia and none of them talk about melted sugar! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmel
I have no problem with “American” English spelling as opposed to “British” English spelling, so Tim can say aluminum as much as he likes. =P
(Tim: Elevator? What’s wrong with that?)
December 26th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
@Andrew don’t y’all say “lift?”
December 26th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
@Tim we do, but we know what elevators are.
We have a lift (or elevator) company here called Schindler’s … yes, in certain buildings in Perth you can find yourself in Schindler’s Lift.
December 26th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
I understood Andy’s hostel/hostile joke! Are I clever?
December 28th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
@Vrej: check out your new name.
December 28th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
@ Andy
gorgeous. That is all