TANcast 143 – We All Know Han Will Shoot First
March 21st, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Noah hurts his nut, Andy gets sick, Tim attends childbirth classes, and the boys review Black Swan and Rango…plus a super nerdy Monday Night TANfight where Captain James T. Kirk faces off against Han Solo.
Vote on this week’s TANfight here http://tancast.com/2011/03/21/captian-kirk-vs-han-solo-tanfight-rematch
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DC Superman/Flash Flame War
http://boingboing.net/2011/03/18/serious-flamewar-shu.html
Wonder Woman’s New TV Costume
http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/03/18/wonder-woman-adrianne-palicki-photo/
Marvel’s The Watcher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watcher_%28comics%29
DC’s Monitor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_%28comics%29
Harve Bennett Criticizes Star Trek 2009 + Talks ‘Starfleet Academy’ Movie & More
http://trekmovie.com/2010/10/28/harve-bennett-criticizes-star-trek-2009-talks-starfleet-academy-movie-more/
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March 22nd, 2011 at 1:24 am
Haven’t listened to the Episode yet, bu the title made me think of this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KljV6wFgTI
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:37 am
Ugh, Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican food. The after effects are completely different. It’s like pizza made here in “authentic” places and pizza made in Italy, two different things. Other than that, great show, and I for one, will be buying midi-chlorians, injecting them, and stand firm on this side of the civil war. And if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:52 am
I was excepting someone to say “this was the one time that Chewy slept in”
March 22nd, 2011 at 2:35 am
@Bryan Total crap! The Millennium Falcon can make “.5 past light speed,’ Where as the Enterprise is going faster than the speed of light by a factor of 9. Notto mention the Falcon can’t maneuver like that at light speed.
But most of all…why use clips from the first 2 seasons of TNG? Can’t we just forget those first two years ever happened? (with the possible exception of “Measure of a Man” and “Q Who”)
@El Jess (see what I did there?) Did we talk about Taco Bell in this week’s episode? I don’t recall.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:09 am
I recall the runs being compared to giving birth and “either way, it’s still getting something Mexican out” being said, and later something about Taco Bell and jerking off so I just assumed the runs were brought on by consuming Taco Bell. As for the Mexican baby, that someone’s private and personal life and I don’t feel comfortable talking about that as opposed to talking shit.
Lol, I know, lame joke, but it’s early here. Anyways, I was trying to be funny as I could care less about the authenticity of Taco Bell, but it’s kind of hard when I got math homework getting in the way of Tancast.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:30 pm
Hey Tim…NAILED IT!
Apparently I am on the same nerd wavelength as you to have guessed the TANfight.
March 23rd, 2011 at 3:54 pm
I agree with Andy, the swedes are pieces of shit! Lol. If you want a racial slur to use against them, call them banana peelers. Young swedes come to Norway looking for jobs, or should I say stealing our jobs (and women), many of them end up peeling bananas.
Great show, by the way. Han Solo is cooler than Kirk.
(PS: Swedes are nice people, I’m just kidding.)
March 23rd, 2011 at 7:07 pm
The Wyclef “gone till November” joke was good, but the dead silence afterward made it gold.
And you know Kirk’s resistance to intergalactic STDs proves his indestructibility.
March 24th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Huh, I think this the first time I’ve agreed with you on the TANFight. Has anyone suggested a Dumbledore/Gandalf fight
March 24th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Tim, would there be any chance of us getting a MP3 download version of Noah’s “I like fish and chips”? I would so love to have that as my text alert message!
March 25th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
@Yngve I just felt like I had picked on so many groups for no reason that it was time to pick one at random and see if I could say something that sounded racist on the spot.
It’s like doing yoga, but instead of flexibility and inner peace I try to be able to hate anyone, in any quantity, at a moment’s notice. I call it “amrak”.
Well, I never called it that before and I probably never will again, but right this second I do.
PS: Fuck those banana peelers. They took our jerbs!
August 31st, 2011 at 10:36 pm
This should have been a Millennium Falcon vs. USS Enterprise Tanfight!