TANcast 138 – Don’t Google “Blue Waffle”
February 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week Noah is away on assignment but Jerry Brandt from the Drinking Buddies Podcast joins the team for for a fail-filled episode where you’ll hear about Tim at a gay bar, the turmoil in Egypt (finally), Andy’s job woes, having children and watching them grow up…plus a Monday Night TANfight where the Smurfs take on Disney’s Gummi Bears.
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February 14th, 2011 at 9:47 pm
FIRST!!!
(I can do that because I pay for the hosting.)
February 14th, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Lol, quick tip for Disneyland fans and visitors, don’t visit the Ramada Main Gate either, single rooms suck, service sucks, and the maids suck, and not in the way you’d like. Left the room at noon, got back at five or six, my room had barely been cleaned. And yes, Arizona was Mexico around the Civil War, but thanks to Kearny, and his one battle there, it’s considered apart of the Confederacy, damn, sooner or later, me and mine are screwed.
February 15th, 2011 at 10:09 am
So, did you use a picture of Morgan Spurlock or does Jerry just really look like him?
February 15th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Woah, there’s a Latino me?!?!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
It’s always a cool feeling when you meet another Jess isn’t?
February 17th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Ahh TANcast, you never let me down!
Oh and your clever episode naming won’t fool me, my friend has been trying for me to google that for a year now, nothing and I mean NOTHING is going to get me to look up whatever lurks beyond those two words..
February 17th, 2011 at 8:39 pm
With Disneyland, Candy Cane Inn was pretty decent the one time I went…
And like I said on the FB page, when Jerry asked Tim how often his wife hit him, PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought, “Not enough?”
February 18th, 2011 at 12:06 am
Dude, Tony, the CCI is the best place, you can walk to the park, they got a shuttle, free breakfast, the service is quick, if your alarm don’t wake you, the maids will, not in that way, cochinos. Trust me, I try to go every summer, I think Tim is the only person that goes more than me, and I’m surprised he hasn’t mentioned it before.
As for the hitting comment, I’m not there, I didn’t see, I’m not commenting.
February 18th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Remind me never to drink any type of fluid while listening to TANcast ever again. Anyways!
Was watching “How It Should Have Ended” on Youtube and thought about the Monday Night fights. I’d say try Spiderman vs. Iron Man but idk if that would work. Just shooting that out there. Awesome show as always. Keeping life funny even when shit hits the fan.
February 18th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Kiki – I was thinking that as well, only thing I’m unsure of is the venue. I also thought about Spiderman vs Batman but I think Spidey would have the much larger advantage with his web (unless we’re talking about retro Batman whose bound to have an “anti-spider-web-bat-spray” on that belt).
February 19th, 2011 at 6:24 am
So for those of us who just can’t contain the curiosity, but don’t have the balls to google it, can someone explain what a Blue Waffle actually is?
February 19th, 2011 at 9:58 am
<3
February 19th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Jess:(I was going to cite the source, but it’s copied exactly on just about every medical site on ethe web, so f*** it)
“The term blue waffle from the past few months has been crowding the Internet extensively. Blue waffle is a type of vaginal infection that can make the vagina look similar to a grotesque blue, green and violet blueberry waffle. Though it is difficult to say who actually termed this vaginal infection as blue waffle, the only explanation for this is that since waffle is a slang term for vagina and the infection gives a bruise like discoloration to the infected area, it is termed as blue waffle infection.
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blue waffle infection is often believed to be an elusive Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) which can occur in both men and women but is more commonly seen in women. Blue waffle is a parasitic infection that primarily affects the urogenital tract. Also termed as trichomoniasis or trich, this infectious disease particularly affects the urethra and vagina in women.”
Because knowing is half the battle. (TM)
February 20th, 2011 at 12:47 am
The more you know. -rainbowstarsparkles-
February 20th, 2011 at 6:48 am
Thanks Murray, I’m definitely glad I got the info from you instead of a horrifying picture!
February 21st, 2011 at 2:20 am
did anybody else think that the blue waffle thing had something to do with the smurf thing? obviously, i don’t listen to love line and i’m not a med student
February 21st, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Hey wait a minute Lindsay…Spurlock before or after 30 days of McDonald’s?
February 21st, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Before. Def before, you’re not wheezy and I assume you don’t smell like lard.
February 22nd, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Oh Lindsey, am I going to have to bitchfight you too? I already took down Victoria. You don’t see here in these parts any more. (See the Prepisode if this comes out of the blue)
j/k – I love Harry Potter. But since I’ve claimed by title, you can have te #1 HP fan…
😀
February 22nd, 2011 at 10:50 pm
😀 I love not being taken down. Thank you Melanie 😀
February 23rd, 2011 at 12:23 am
Thank you Murray for describing that horrific disease. And my eyes weren’t burned in the process.
February 24th, 2011 at 6:16 am
Oh Tim. The Starbucks you were recording from is about a mile from my folks house and where I went to elementary school. (No, I *cannot* be convinced to say a mile in which direction!) I’m not surprised people were pushing the door instead of pulling, or that you were getting funny looks. Holy crap – next time, stay with my folks. Of course, the wi-fi service there is even worse than at that hotel. My folks have no internet at all. 🙂
I’ll have to take a pic of myself there next time I’m visiting, and put it on the TANcast Facebook page. Knowing Bellflower, if I tell the City Council that a world-famous podcast recorded ther, maybe they’ll put up a plaque!