Day 28

(I end up doing a lot of blog “sequels,” don’t I?)

The casting website that knew me so well last time is at it again. Apparently they were on a spree today because I got three e-mails from them in under an hour. Here they are in order of appearance:

Your TCF profile matches three criteria for the following role: Woman with Lap Top

Gender: MATCH
Ethnicity: MATCH
Age Range: MATCH

Description: GOOD COMEDIC ACTOR. FUNNY DIALOGUE TO BE PLAYED STRAIGHT.

In case you missed the description, it says they want the part to be played straight. So naturally you sent the part for a woman with a laptop to a guy. Yeah I can see how that’s the perfect part for me to play straight.

No matter how hard you try, you can’t Ctrl Alt Delete this image from your mind.

Your TCF profile matches three criteria for the following role: Man and Woman Jogging

Gender: MATCH
Ethnicity: MATCH
Age Range: MATCH

Description: GOOD COMEDIC ACTOR. FUNNY DIALOGUE TO BE PLAYED STRAIGHT. ATHLETIC AND CUTE LOOKING.

I would like to take the “athletic and cute looking” part as a compliment but clearly they don’t know if I’m a man or a woman…now they think I’m both? They’re sending me on an audition for a man AND woman jogging?!

“Honey, let’s go jogging to get THIS image out of our brain!”

Your TCF profile matches three criteria for the following role: Awkward Guy

Gender: MATCH
Ethnicity: MATCH
Age Range: MATCH

Description: GOOD COMEDIC ACTOR. FUNNY DIALOGUE TO BE PLAYED STRAIGHT.

Well, if I wasn’t a good match for awkward guy before, I sure am now. I am feeling A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!

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