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TANcast 078 – We’ve Overstayed Our Welcome On The Internet

December 15th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Geoff returns to the show (by popular demand) and the boys talk about poop (naturally), raising babies, working at Google, video games (Arkham Asylum 2, Left 4 Dead, & Modern Warfare), but then they get distracted by “hawtness.”

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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TANcast iTunes Review Day Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YcNfptCX1c

Arkham Asylum 2 Teaser
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/batman-arkham-spike-tv/59829

Star Trek Chick2
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/24/wtf-girl-photo-science-officers-are-the-sexiest-part-of-the-federation/

Recipe for Batida
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktails_with_cacha%C3%A7a#Batida_.28Shaken.29

Spider-woman
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/06/wtf-girl-photo-spiderwoman-is-doing-the-crab-walk/

Girl Getting Fit Doing Some Wii Bowling (NSFW)
http://hawtness.com/2009/12/04/wtf-girl-photo-wii-bowling-bowling-in-the-comfort-of-your-own-home/

Whip Cream Bathing Suit
http://hawtness.com/2009/12/03/wtf-girl-photo-dont-eat-that-it-looks-like-shaving-cream/

Girl Eating “Cock Cake” (NSFW)
http://hawtness.com/2009/10/23/wtf-girl-photo-is-that-cake-cream-filled-ba-zing/

Princess Leia Pillow Fight
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/30/wtf-girl-photo-behold-the-ultimate-nerd-wet-dream/

Girl With Water Shooting Up Her Butt (NSFW)
http://hawtness.com/2009/10/13/wtf-girl-photo-look-at-the-water-babies/

Trapped in the Butt Cage
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/27/wtf-girl-photo-you-are-trapped-in-the-butt-cage/

Duct Tape Bikini
http://hawtness.com/2009/10/12/wtf-girl-photo-when-i-run-out-of-underwear-i-usually-do-laundry/

“This is Odd” (Devil Tongue Chick)
http://hawtness.com/2009/08/15/wtf-girl-photo-the-source-of-all-hotness/

“So is This” (Dog Licking Girls Boob)
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/18/wtf-girl-photo-think-she-stuffed-her-bra-with-snausages/

Congressman Tells Cheney to STFU
http://rawstory.com/2009/12/alan-die-quickly-grayson-tells-cheney-stfu/

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22 Responses to “TANcast 078 – We’ve Overstayed Our Welcome On The Internet”

  1. Kevin (TANcast's #1 Missourian Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Haven’t been able to listen to the show yet, but I did make some candy bacon last night. It was heavenly! Noah’s condescending diet regimin won’t keep me down. We need more meat & sugar recipes.

  2. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I think for the 100th episode you should violently unmask this Andy character. Is he really a monkey? Inquiring minds want to know.

  3. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Is this accurate? 664 page views a day seems pretty good. Just curious about how many actual listeners you have your or if your looking for a pity blowjob 😛

    http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.tancast.com

  4. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Substitute “daily” for “weekly” and you’re a lot closer.

    Actually, we’re somewhere in the 1000-1500 views/week range. Not bad for 3 fucktards on their spare time, but if TANcast.com was actually worth $3K I’d poop myself.

  5. Rick Reed - DJ Technoid (TANcast's No.1 Themesong Creator Fan)_No Gravatar Says:

    Gosh and golly gee! The title of this episode scared me when I read it! Thought you guys were hanging it up or something… Whew!

  6. Bryce (still the #3 fan after ALL these years)No Gravatar Says:

    I figured out who Andy was a long time ago by accident, and you guys are right. It didn’t heighten my TANcast experience. I’m happy that Geoff came back. I try getting other people to listen, but they consider you guys “talk radio”. I don’t hear it.

  7. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    As of October I’m no longer a teenager. But I’m not a parent… so where do I fit?! *cries*
    Anyway, good episode as always! 🙂

  8. Bryce (still the #3 fan after ALL these years)No Gravatar Says:

    Wow? Twenty with NO kids? You’d never make it in Louisiana.

  9. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Hey Tim, I downloaded iTunes for TANcast iTunes Review Day. Yeah, you’ll be able to recognize my comment. Unless I’m as unoriginal as I fear I may be, in which case all half dozen of us listeners will leave the same comment then facepalm when we recognize our creativity FAIL!

  10. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    I thought the music in the background was distracting at first but then I realized that it mirrors something said or done in the show so then it became a game of matching what music matched to what happened in the show.

  11. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I can’t take credit for the idea about the music. They’ve been doing that on SModcast for 100 episodes now. I only did it to cover up some audio problems 🙂

  12. Angela GreeneNo Gravatar Says:

    I admit I figured out who Andy is also, but not by accident. It was nosiness. I had also not had my listening experience enhanced in any way. At the same time, it hasn’t been cheapened either.

    Also, as much as I love Smodcast, and god knows I do, I don’t even hear the music underneath anymore. Though I plan to listen to the new episode tomorrow, I doubt I would have noticed unless something was said about it.

  13. JohnNo Gravatar Says:

    Great episode! I laughed out loud many times. Hopefully we won’t have to wait another year for Geoff to return.

  14. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    This was just posted on the Hawtness site:

    http://hawtness.com/2009/12/16/wtf-girl-photo-more-love-from-vulcan/

    Now THAT’S the final frontier!!!

  15. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim how about all three at a once?

    I liked the music in the background on this weeks episode, it made the dead space a lot less boring. Smodcast has been doing it for 100 episodes but I wear ear phones and I can barely ever make out what the songs are. On yours we could actually hear the songs, but there were not too loud once you got used to it.

    Who is next weeks guest? Time to get the wives all on at once.

  16. Todd (Tancast's #5 Biggest Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I think Time needs to make a children’s music album; the original song in the intro was quite catchy and Tim’s singing voice is perfect for developing kids’ minds. Wait-whaaat???

  17. NateNo Gravatar Says:

    The under music was PERFECT! I also have a hard time hearing the Smod music 99% of the time. The tracks you laid were perfectly balanced. Great job!

  18. JasonNo Gravatar Says:

    I am constantly telling my friends about TANcast but then find myself warning them that it may be offensive, Suggestion FAIL

  19. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll, egg and cheese. If you please, on a kaiser bun.

  20. Rick Reed - DJ Technoid (TANcast's No.1 Themesong Creator Fan)_No Gravatar Says:

    C’mon Noah… we are getting behind on recipes… Geoff got any? Tim, did you ever try the home version of Orange Chicken yet?

    Like the bg music, by the way…

  21. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    WIth so many comments so soon, I’m looking forward to listening on Monday’s drive to work…

  22. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Ok, fuck me – I didn’t listen till the drive home on Tueday.

    Love the new themes for iTunes Review Day and TANlaughs. The songs underneath the ‘cast were great – just loud enough to make out, but not so loud they were distracting. Way better than SModcast.

    Working on that bingo card.

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