TANcast 067 – Fat Wars
September 27th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Noah has an obsession with not safe for work links, The boys talk about new fall TV (Supernatural, Glee, True Blood, House, Heroes, Dexter, & CSI), Tim contends that Turbulence is worse than Transformers, Andy uses his child’s hair to make his wife cry, Tim watches Hitman the wrong way, Surrogates disappoints Noah, finally Noah eats breakfast and that’s when the war begins.
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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
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Tim’s only credit on IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1134809/
Robin’s Photo of Crocs in Disneyland
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/crocks-from-Robin.jpg
(NOT SAFE FOR WORK) Daily Photos of a Healthy Cervix
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/24/daily-photos-of-a-he.html
Streaker Scores Football (Soccer) Goal
(Another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3084/amazing_streaker_scores/
50 Sluttiest American Apparel Ads
(Yet another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)
http://consumerist.com/5354808/save-on-porno-50-sluttiest-american-apparel-ads
Pictures People staring at Boobs
(Oh yes…another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/09/14/beware-the-boob-stare-104-photos/
Someone staring at Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs
http://thechive.com/2009/01/its-impossible-not-to-stare-part-ii-17-photos/staring-boobs-2/
Nicholas Cage as Superman
http://www.examiner.com/x-24504-Norfolk-Comic-Books-Examiner~y2009m9d23-Nic-Cage-as-Superman-What-might-have-been
http://imgur.com/Y2fF2
Tim on Netcot “debating” the return of Captain EO
http://www.netcot.com/blog/?p=385
Article about a parasite that eats and replaces a fish’s tongue
(#6 on the list)
http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrifying-parasites-on-planet.html
Parasite that enters through your “pee hole”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
iPhone Stalker App Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3zvI2tyPM
“Interesting” Craigslist ad
http://imgur.com/yy4HB.jpg
Dog Licking Peanut Butter
http://imgrr.com/x/xghfd789.jpg
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September 29th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Clearly, we TANcasties and TANnasties have been meaning to leave comments, but just putting it off…
September 29th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I can’t fault y’all for that 😉
September 29th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Oh Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Noah. Yes, I looked at the Healthy Cervix Project, and yes, I want to kill myself. Thank you very fucking much.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Damn you Noah. Why did you have to go and scar us underage listeners with CERVIXes. This is almost as bad as the Bunny Crush in DV daily. Anyway, great as always tough guys.
September 30th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Hey, you ladies knew what the site was about, heard us talking about it. If you still looked at the cervix pics, you only have yourself to blame.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
What is the link sound this week from?
September 30th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
How silly of me I forgot to even mention it on the show:
September 30th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I have to say, the last two eps have been a real return to top form. Good stuff guys.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
A better link to the “My anus is bleeding” (in HD and set to jump to the right spot in the video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQqSVrkkag&fmt=22#t=4m54s
And a preemptive “Suck it down” for Tim, who’s probably about to bitch about me trying to upstage him.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Not gonna bitch about the upstaging but I believe the WHOLE cartoon is funny and worth watching (and other parts may come up in future episodes). So Andy…go dance around in your Crocs.