TANcast 064 – A Baby’s Breath Away from Being Utter Nonsence
September 7th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Andy starts off talking hockey, a friend takes the TANcast vs SModcast challenge, Noah reviews Knowing and Funny People, the boys demystify the miracle of life, the boys discus BluRay, the boys take a stroll through the fun and frightening world of the People of Walmart, Noah gets a PS3, the guys talk about a show they’ve never seen, Noah sells out to Transformers, the boys discuss the 7 levels of fat, Tim tries to mock Andy for watching Glee, Tim admits to not watching Nip/Tuck, Andy fails to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, the stench of Crocs clings to Andy’s neck, and Tim rips on Lodi (sorry Lodi…you know I love you)
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Lord of the Rings Trilogy Extended-Edition on BluRay
http://www.amazon.com/Rings-Trilogy-Extended-Editions-Blu-ray/dp/B0026L7H20
Tim on Mousetalgia
http://mousetalgia.libsyn.org/index.php?post_id=502672#
Guy slaps 2 year old in a Walmart
http://cbs2.com/watercooler/man.slaps.toddler.2.1161524.html
People of Walmart
http://peopleofwalmart.com/
People of Walmart: Old Man with Tits
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=183
People of Walmart: Lady Who Shouldn’t Wear Shorts
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=171
Trek Yourself (Watch out for those Cheez-its)
http://www.trekyourself.com/
Stages of Being Fat from Maxim
http://www.maxim.com/humor/articles/83875/7-stages-being-fat.html
The cast of Glee sings “Gold Digger”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgZ7e-FDeac
The cast of Glee sings “some other shit”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIvt6VxNPW0
Kanye West sings “Gold Digger”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLgkoD6n0CU
Gold Digger Poll
http://tancast.com/2009/09/06/glee-or-gloom/
“Don’t Stop” by Innerpartysystem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIvt6VxNPW0
Wales Town that’s Hard to Say
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Tim Gunn Fights Crocs in Marvel Comics
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jYTzoydxuuZwksJZNNKu3r3jylmQD9AGJVP81
Tim’s 30 Days and 30 Blogs
http://tancast.com/2009/09/02/30-days-and-30-blogs/
Tim Babb’s stand up comedy show dates
http://www.youtube.com/show_all?user=timbabbcomedian
Tim’s Blog that Geoff Commented on 3 Times
http://tancast.com/2009/09/04/hey-right-wing-i-just-dont-get-you/
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September 7th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Alright Andy, as someone who is from Atlanta, and a Thrashers fan, I’m calling you out!!
You call the Thrasher the most unassuming bird in hockey? What about the fucking Penguins?!?
Those fuckers can’t even fly. Not to mention the Thrashers are a pretty good team.
September 7th, 2009 at 9:10 am
And yes, Tim you do have at least one Hockey fan that listens to TANcast.
I enjoyed Andy’s rant.
September 7th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I’m sure you’ll find it’s “Wales”, Tim, not “Whales”.
Jess, guess where I’m planning to be on October 24. If there were fewer than 18,000 seats, that might “out” me…
September 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I’m jealous Andy.
I have to wait until Feb. and see them in DC since I live in Richmond now. Which, by the way, has no sports teams at all. Fucking lame.
September 7th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Now that she’s been “outted” , when will Mousetalgia Kristen be a special guest on TANcast??? 😉
September 7th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
My Dad taught of how to say Llanfair P.G. when I was a kid while we were on a boat in Amsterdam. You work up a lot of saliva saying it. We really knew how to live it up on our hols 🙂
I am also going to assume Goldfish are some kind of biscuit or chocolate affair, not actual fish!?
September 8th, 2009 at 6:23 am
TAN CAST needs more Hockey. jess the Penguins are stanly cup champs and the thrashers are not. so that makes them a better bird team. Tim loved the Bill C. at the end.
Go Devils!!!!!!!!!
September 8th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Well Matt, the argument was not about the standings of the hockey teams with bird mascots.
Andy was simply pointing out the status of the Thrasher in the bird world.
And in that respect, Penguins can suck it………(the team too)
September 8th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Go Sabers!
This episode was very difficult to listen to though because of the extremely long link sound. It was to date probably the worst one. I am surprise Tim hasn’t used Mickey’s laugh/giggle sound for a link yet.
September 8th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
But…but… Glee… it’s so good!
September 8th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I’m a hockey fan, Ducks. Yes yes, insert your joke or insult here.
September 8th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Well it’s good to know that we have more hockey fans than just our 3 friends. I’m glad I decided not to put the lulaby song underneath Andy’s explanation of the team play.
Oh and Chelsea, didn’t the Ducks win the whole thing a year or two ago?
And that link sound was intentionally long and annoying to get people to hate Glee…I am an evil manipulator >:)
Oh and Jo, Goldfish are little cheese flavored crackers shaped like fish
September 8th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Tim are you a closet hockey fan or is it that you know the ducks won in 07 because there a Disney team.
September 8th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Ha! No closet hockey for me…took a wrong turn coming up to Disneyland from San Diego and past by the Duck Pond with their victory banner on it.
September 8th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Really, Tim, we didn’t need to be manipulated to know that Glee sucks. I already knew that. And I hope everyone else did, too.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Sup guys long time listener, first time commenter! love the show and Jairo one of my friends irl im jealous.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:27 am
THanks for the comment, Ian…and did I come close to saying Jairo’s name right?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:07 am
his name is like Hi – Row
September 9th, 2009 at 6:57 am
So is it ok for me to watch Glee if my very gay friend and my wife force me to watch?
Cause apparently, I’m going to have to. 🙁
September 9th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I actually like the pilot for glee, still no excuse for that link sound haha. Oh and for my bad joke of the day…
Matt, Tim isn’t a closet hockey fan….he just enjoys the slapstick…..waka waka
September 9th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Oh, come on, guys Glee is funny, this is coming from a person who finds TOS Star Trek to be utterly amusing, and South Park ok to let a 10 year old watch. I like Glee, and its Ok If Andy does too!
September 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
logan not bad but in hockey its slap shot, slapstick is a form of commedy.
September 11th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Belive it or not Noahs joke did not offend me! I thought it was funny! I also think Glee is ok it’s a little gay maybe that’s why Andy likes it? I also love hockey! I support my local team Tampa Bay Lightning season ticket holder!