TANcast 057 – Attach Heaven to the Shower and it Holds All Your Weight
July 6th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week: Tim misses Michael Jackson, the TANboys celebrate the 4th of July, Sarah Palin is easy to mock, tales of anal tears (or tears), “fun” with fireworks, Noah’s sexy voice is too much for his computer, Crispin Glover is weird, a serious reminder to get your prostate checked, brown water, reality TV sucks for every race, and the Jonas Brothers annoy Andy.
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Nick, Jo, and Emily.
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***SHOW LINKS***
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Michael Jackson’s “Ghosts” Video (4 parts)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaJaFGrSChY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfVXLhk8M0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u97iHjiVBdk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjoh06DiZY
Netcot’s Captain EO episode
http://www.netcot.com/blog/?p=354
Mousetalgia’s Episode with Michael Jackson opening
http://mousetalgia.libsyn.org/index.php?post_id=496699
On A Boat Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvaCV6uQp8
TANcast Text Message Comics
http://tancast.com/2009/07/04/tancomics-santa-monica-blvd/
Michael Jackson’s Badder video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIWYy5x3d8
Michael Jackson’s You Rock My World video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PcQ8s9Qso
Michael Jackson’s Ben (Accapella)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rGlj8–Xk
Crispin Glover is weird(er) on Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA
Jackson 5 performs Ben in Pairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyvQWrGE1g
Crispin Glover performs Ben
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTKNahASSDI
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July 6th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Just an FYI for any TANcast fans, TANcast is not a good thing to listen to while doing job applications. >_> Going back to the application while I keep listening.
July 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Tim, I’m upset now. I sent you the same TANlaugh that Noah got! As for the Cosby Show reference, I haven’t seen whatever episode that was referring to, but The Cosby Show is awesome!
Lemon Demon is more fun than They Might Be Giants. Less fun than Weird Al, but more fun than They Might Be Giants.
July 6th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Sorry Mike…a couple people sent us that one. Noah just read Jo’s first.
Also I forgot to put the “secret” about the MJ video at the end of the show so DON”T READ THIS UNTIL YOU’VE WATCHED ALL 4 PARTS of MICHAEL JACKSON’S “GHOST”…the “secret” was that Michael Jackson played the fat white dude in the video. I thought that was pretty cool. Some of his better acting.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I remember when I watched Michael Jackson’s Ghosts and I kept thinking there was something very wrong with the fat old white guy. I was actually surprised when it was revealed that it was MJ.
Not as good as Thriller, but still entertaining.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Tim, here’s the skinny – and funny you asked on the ‘cast. I’ve always (well, for a short while, since I have only “pod-and-inter-‘known'” you a little while) thought that when you put on the sexy voice, you win the TANsexyvoice contest. Noah’s sexy voice doesn’t do it for me, and Andy’s sexy voice gives me diarrhea. Just kidding – I only weep anal tears when I hear Andy’s sexy voice.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:50 am
“I’m Noah. I’m the Dalek in TANcast.”
July 8th, 2009 at 6:20 am
Another great one.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Andy’s sexy voice once helped dislodge a popcorn kernel from my teeth……….and then I shat myself.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Nice, Dean…
July 9th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
haha. i listen to tancast in my sleep. then i usually wake up and hear the end music and then i have to re listen. so i listen to every episode twice. oh the debate on sexy voices. i think andy has the sexiest voice followed by andy then noah…
July 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Bwahha hahahh! I don’t even make the top 3 sexy voices in TANcast?
July 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Wow! Anastasia must double-like getting diarrhea.
Which of my 2 voices is the sexiest? I’ll try to do that one more often.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Not Andy’s little girl voice, please, Anastasia – that one gives me diarrhea… 🙂
July 10th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I liked his woman’s voice on the last podcast.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Jo, I think you may stand alone on that…I’m with the Princess. Andy’s girlie voice gives me explosive diarrhea! In fact, just thinking about it…gotta go…
July 10th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
So, yeah i know this might sound a bit a creepin’ of the fact that im a guy but,,………. Tim, my want 2 be VERY CLOSE friend……………….. you have the sexiest voice. Yeah if you ever think about just hit me up on myspace, or if you’d rather prefer you can hit me up any where else.
Holla.
July 11th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Wait a minute…wait a minute…wait…a…MINUTE!!!
Do we have our second gay listener?! Sweet!!!
July 11th, 2009 at 7:55 am
So my wife and I are planning a trip to Disneyland.
Any tips Tim? (other than wandering around alone with an ipod on, listening to Captain EO and crying)
July 11th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Advice: Don’t waste your time on Finding Nemo. It’s an underwater dark ride in a cramped space and it never fails that someone farts in the sub.
July 12th, 2009 at 5:07 am
Noah, I hope that you’re returning the favour and thinking of me when it’s prostate exam time.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
ahahaha. Tim your voice is in a separate category. you speak of Star Trek. and i label myself as the only OTHER Trekker besides you….
July 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I would have to say the sexiest voice on tancast is Tim’s wife.
July 14th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Next time I get an exam I will make myself a todo item to think of you Murray.
July 14th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Sweet! u say. Well, u can talk 2 me anytime u want baby. i mean i am ur biggest fan. Ur voice doesn’t give me diherrea it gives me these orgazmic feelings like macaroni & cheese does 2 me. Thats rare. That means ur special. And that ALSO means ur my favorite,……..Tim.
I Luv You.
Holla.
(Anytime u want, take ur time)
July 21st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Nice to know that Captain EO will sync up with EITHER Honey I Shrunk the Audience OR Space Mountain in DL. — Also, I’m still disturbed by the choice you all made to honor America by recording this episode in boxers. Ummm… ew. 😉
April 5th, 2014 at 5:10 pm
I know I’m way late on this, but I relistened to this episode, and was wondering, why on earth is the piano music playing behind Andy and Noah talking at 15 minutes in?