TANcast 055 – It’s Snowing On My Foreskin
June 22nd, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This time Andy finally pops his SModcast cherry, Tim finds a comedian that’s worse than he is, buffering becomes a real problem, Andy discovers a downside of “personal maintenance,” Noah and Andy cream all over the new iPhone OS, the boys tell road trip stories, Tim won’t let old debates die (dorkyness, gay marriage, and legalizing marijuana), Patrick Stewart acts his balls off, we find out the Jonas Brothers are better role models than Bristol Palin, and just before the end of the show, the wheels completely fall off.
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Princess Edamame, Todd, and Jo (sort of).
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***SHOW LINKS***
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347
TANcast Instant Message Comic #1
http://tancast.com/2009/06/21/prepare-yourself-for-tancast-055/
SModcast 87-Tapoo
http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2009/05/31/smodcast-87/
Logan’s Blog:6000 Miles in a Ford Festiva
http://6000milesinafordfestiva.blogspot.com/
Comedian Jerry Brandt
http://www.facebook.com/comedianjerrybrandt
Total Eclipse of the Heart – Literal Version of the Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
Take On Me – Literal Version of the Video
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e062d7b4d5/take-on-me-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms#player
Auto-Tune the News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhsbRb_pqE
Distorted View Video about Letterman Protesters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR6uhmBaJxk
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 am
Going to throw in my two cents worth about gay marriage leading to polygamy and bestiality. If polygamy is the next logical step, so fucking what. It’s not for me, but if a group of consenting adults feel it’s right for them, awesome. As for bestiality, that should be legal too. Well, as soon as the dogs are legal, voting, taxpaying US citizens, it should be legal. Until then, STFU about it. I’ve also heard that gay marriage will lead to legal pedophilia, and for that… they aren’t voters or taxpayers, unlike the consenting adults. Add to that the emotional trauma associated with pedophilia, and anyone with half a brain will realize that’s a really stupid point to try to make.
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 am
Also, I actually did pause the DVD to listen. 9 hours straight of wrestling is too much, even for me.
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
Hey Guys,
Thank you for the shout out to my blog. Too bad you didn’t have any more road trip stories would have loved to hear them. I am leaving Friday for my trip so the blog will be more interesting for the next two weeks, well hopefully… The reason for a Ford Festiva is that it is a really fuel efficient car, and pretty unique because most people think they are fugly. My wife always says I am addicted to ugly cars.
Great podcast this week, I cracked up a lot.
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Sadly I don’t think we have an crazy road trip stories. The longest road trip I have taken is from Davis, CA to Canada.
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Looking forward to the show.
I think this can be my coming out party, since I’ve taken the Facebook “real name” leap…My name is Melanie, and I’m a Tan-a-Net-aholic.
June 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm
For me, that has got to be the best TANcast ever! I laughed from beginning to end and I couldn’t help rewinding bits so I could hear them again 🙂
Not as much penis as I’d expected either – feel better soon Andy.
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
So I was listening to this weeks episode of TANcast on my ipod on my way to work. I was riding my bike and i was crossing the street when a fucking car HIT ME!!! WTF? Now I am all banged up and bruised just because this guy didnt want to wait 5 seconds to let me cross the street. Here’s the kicker… the guy didnt even apologize! He was pissed off that i left a dent in his hood. What a fuckin douche! Anyways, sorry if I am ranting i just needed to get my frustrations out. So for all of you who have cars… please watch out for pedestrians. We are people too!!!
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Jason, are you still Tancast’s Tallest Fan after the accident? Glad your okay. I live in a town where the pedestrians and bikes feel entitled to litterally run right out in front of moving vehicles and not even look first. Then they get all pissed when someone gets hit. Not saying your one of those people, and really am glad your okay. I wish bikes could ride on the sidewalks around here and not in the road, it would be safer for everyone.
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Thanks Logan for your concern but i should be alright. I got checked out and can now look forward to a medical bill because of that asshole. He was going the same way on the street as i was so he saw me the whole way, he just didnt give a shit i guess. If anyone wants to challenge me for tallest fan try me, I’m 6’5″!
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Jeez Jason! Hope you heal up. As for your medical bill, this didn’t happen to happen in California did it? I know some good laywers…:)
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Well, Jason, If my little brother listened to TANcast more it would be down to fractions. He’s 6′ 5″ as well.
Hope you heal well. If you like, I’ll record a “I’M FUCKING BIKING HERE!!!” for you to play as you cross streets.
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Thanks Andy, that comment made me laugh so hard that my eyes are watering. In response to Princess Edamame, no it didn’t happen in CA. Sadly i live in Arizona(Satans asshole, its like 115 degrees outside and thats not even as hot as it will get this summer). I finally just finished this weeks TANcast and all i gotta say is… BRILLIANT!!! Thanks for laughs
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Congratulations on buying a house Noah!!!
You guys should check out the Red Hot Chili Peppers Under The Bridge literal video version on the Funny or Die site. The A-ha one is my favorite, but the RHCP one is a close second.
Awesome TANcast as usual guys. I laughed hysterically the whole way through. Keep up the good work.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Way better than the first half of last week!
June 24th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Ooh! I forgot to tell everyone about my penis!
About 24 hours after we recorded this episode the burning subsided, and Li’l Mysterious Andy has been back to his old self ever since. Huzzah for normal tinkles!
June 24th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Yay for Andy’s penis!
Hey – I just cleaned out my keyboard. Anyone have any recipes to share that involve using a lot of “bread”crumbs? I hate to waste them in this economy…
June 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
^^ ewwwww…
June 25th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Sounds like you were crossing swords with Tim there Andy. Might of gotten a bacterial infection from him 😉
June 25th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Finally saw ANGELS AND DEMONS, but during the antimatter scenes at CERN, kept hearing Andy’s rant against scientific inaccuracy in my head… good times
Saw the trailer for PUBLIC ENEMIES with Depp as Dillinger and wondered, “Is this based on a true story movie also bullshit?”
June 26th, 2009 at 12:34 am
please, get rid of that link, piece of shit, sound effect. the turd splash was so much better.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:39 am
In contrast to Brian, I’m been waiting for a spare moment to say that I really liked the link music. I found the strain-and-splash “LINK!” noise a bit obtrusive in the middle of some sentences, and thought that the background music idea was a really good fit. It’s like the sound of Tinkerbell waving her wand to tell me when it’s time to turn the page of my book! 🙂
PS – Welcome out from behind the regal facade, Melanie, and I’m glad that you’re okay, Jason.
June 27th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Sorry Iv’e been AWOL on the TANboards lately, been super busy (haven’t even had time to listen to this episode yet!)
but wanted to tell Jason, that he needs to SUE THOSE BASTARDS!
I use a bike as my main mode of transport, and Ive been hit a few times by idiot drivers that don’t care/look.
As long as you werent breaking any laws, you should be in the right, and should be able to sue the guy to pay your medical bills. Not sure if there is anything you can do about it now though.
June 27th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
He can sue and recover what he paid, plus an attorney should be willing to take it on contingency , so no out of pocket to Jason. Also, depending on the amount of your meds, Jason, you may be able to take the driver to small claims. This all assumes you know who he is…
June 27th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Oh, and I’m not a lawyer, so take it with a grain of whatever… 🙂
June 29th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
First of all, I love the link sound (that may just be because I love the Zelda games, though). Second, sorry about the accident. The only time I’ve ever been hit by a car, it was completely intentional. Fuck my family. Getting hit sucks major ass! I’m with everyone here who says sue the dumb fucks!
June 29th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I’ve been away for a bit myself, but I’ve been listening. Lurking and listening…
I also ride a bike as my main transport, and have been run over once and hit twice. One time, the guy was looking right into my eyes as he hit me. They really don’t care, and have this attitude like I’m intruding on their space by riding my bike. I’m always as close the the curb as possible, but that doesn’t seem to matter much.
Both times I have been hit, the driver just took off, without giving me his info, so I wouldn’t have been able to sue, had there been injuries. In the process of bending my front tire, one of the guys got his back tire flattened, so that was some justice…
In terms of the link sound effects, I have to be honest- the very first one, with everyone saying “LINK” in high voices was the funniest. But, it’s also nice that there’s a different sound each time. I’ve liked them all.
June 30th, 2009 at 6:20 am
WTF?! What is up with…
a) all the douche bags hitting people on bikes with their cars?!
and
b) the TANcast “been hit by a car” demographic?! I had no idea that was such a large chunk of our audience. I hope we can serve you better in the future knowing this.
June 30th, 2009 at 7:57 am
For me, I’d have to say, being hit by a car actually isn’t as bad as it sounds. Yeah, it sucks. But when you hear about someone being hit by a car, you see broken bloody corpses (or maybe that’s just because I’m a sick fuck *shrugs*). It hurts like a bitch, but it was nowhere near as bad as what I thought it would be like, before it happened. Maybe that’s just me, though.