TANcast 052 – VanCast
June 2nd, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
Van from the Netcot podcast slums it to join the TANboys for the 1 year anniversary of TANcast. The guys discuss the perils of mocking Louisiana, internet fame, parenting, Disneyland, Disney’s California Adventure, Churro stands, how termites foiled a move to Hawaii, the origins of Netcot, Van’s secret podcast idea, TANcast Savings plan, the pox on radio that is Delilah, stupid websites to waste your time, pros and cons of working at Google, the rhetorical boner, Ninja Rape verses Superman rape, GI Joe still looks shitty, Tim: Disneyland Nanny, and the winner in Money vs. Happiness.
Bonus: Tim offends all of Canada and Mexico in under a minute!!!
This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by Jo, Alissa, Jo, and Alissa
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***SHOW LINKS***
Snickers Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAXLayoMKI
Gay Marriage in the US
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_the_United_States
California is 49th in education
http://www.wavenewspapers.com/news/regional/37673589.html
Gives me hope
http://www.givesmehope.com/
My Life is Average
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html
F My Life
http://fmylife.com
Fail Blog
http://failblog.org/
Awkward Boners
http://www.awkwardboners.com/
Dancing with the “Stars” boner that “Andy” mentioned
http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/04/you-can-hide-it-from-tom-bergeron-but-you-cant-hide-it-from-the-cameras/
That OTHER Tancast
http://www.tridentfoams.co.uk/tancast.html
Kirk and Spock in the Bath
http://tottenbaum.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kirkspock.jpg
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June 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 am
🙁 I’m not self-important. A lot of people are WAY too proud to be from this white-trash state. I’ll finish listening at work.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:32 am
YES! I have been waiting for an episode with Van since I first started listening!
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
I’m the one in Uzbekistan Timbo!
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
Tim your roasting of Andy’s balls for the shitty audio made me giggle like a school girl. Great job on the show!
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:31 am
OH MY GOD MY AUDIO.
I think my new recording setup on my Mac decided to record thru the built-in speaker or else I sat next to a wall or…
Or I just suck.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Awww…poor Bryce. We was just teasin’ I mean, listen to what we say about EACH OTHER.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Don’t worry, I have bad jokes too. (Actually we tell dead baby jokes at almost every family get together…sad if you think about it too much.)
Anyway, great show! Van was a great addition! (I listen to both podcasts, in case you wanted to get some stats on that.)
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 am
An entire episode of just going from state to state telling insults about its residents would be AWESOME!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 am
I agree with Jason.
Van was a nice addition to the line up, if you guys could line up other friends every once in a while it would add to your story pool and be cool. I enjoyed this episode very much.
Awwww Tim didn’t even include himself in the album art….so sad.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:42 am
Yes he did, he’s just in the back of Van… kinda looks like he’s about to rape him… ewwww…
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Though I agree with most of the La. insults and how absurdly redneck it is, WE’RE NOT ALL like that. Most of New Orleans is made up of angry black people who assume I’m racist and treat me so as well. Rednecks call me a ‘n—— -lover’ because I can read, I’m not a redneck and have black friends. Can’t win
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
“N—– -LOVER?”
“N—– -LOVER???”
BRYCE! What kind of language is that to post on this site? This is TANcast! We don’t speak in dashes!
You damn nigger-lover…
😉
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Andy sounds like he’s in the decompression chamber of a an ocean exploration ship.
I still like the three-part harmony “LINK” sound effect…
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I thought the fill-ins were funny. Also, did anyone notice the fallen-T in the logo is above the -“AN” on Noah’s picture?
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I REALLY wish there was a way to go back and edit your own entries. I hate typos.
June 4th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Wow I missed A LOT in that picture. Very cool, lets all look for the hidden message…get your decoder rings.
June 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Pow. Look at me fix Bryce’s typo for him. Now everyone will be all “what typo”, and I’ll have mind-fucked like at least 2 people.
SHAZAM !!!
June 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Being a black person from a rural town in Louisiana I totally understand where Bryce is coming from. Do you need a new gay best friend new best friend? (Did any of you Family Guy fans catch that?) And, as I’ve told Andy before, white people know EVERYTHING so of course Bryce knows what he’s talking about LOL
June 4th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
So enough of this comments stuff… When are we gonna get our Forums? I think we’ve waited long enough.
June 4th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I was thinking the other day that forums for the 10 of us would be a blast!
June 5th, 2009 at 12:53 am
I concur! FORUMS PLZ.
🙂
June 5th, 2009 at 8:30 am
I like this as it is. You can never have enough best friends.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Aww, Bryce, I’m getting all warm and fuzzy from the comment your racist-yet-N—loving ass just made…BFFs? 😀
June 5th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Certainly.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Tim, nice sound collage at the opening of the cast…
June 6th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Thank you, Dean. I realized after I uploaded it that Andy’s “I’m fucking in here!!!” was way too loud…but the rest of his audio was way too low, so I guess it evens out lol
By the way, kids, I wouldn’t expect forums anytime soon. We love you but …yeah…sorry.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Loved it, even though Andy was talking out of his ass. Lots of fun, guys.
June 9th, 2009 at 1:05 am
No forums? But..but….I’ve been waiting a year!
BTW, if you need a little education about pre-counting lines at Disneyland, I’ll gladly beat it into ya. Cut the CM’s some slack, guys.
I love ya, but those are my friends out there on the front lines. 😉
July 9th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
i, at long last, listened to Vancast… and realized that I am the third guy in the demographic of people who love Netcot and TANcast…
February 2nd, 2015 at 6:50 pm
I’m late… Damn
February 2nd, 2015 at 6:51 pm
A also binge 2009 NETCOT sometimes