TANcast 048 – We Wanna Kick the Little Person in the Teeth
May 4th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
The boys go back in time to relive some memories in the recent past. While there you’ll hear of Susan Boyle (a little late to the party), TANcast Merchandise, the REAL problem with the US Military, new Panda Express experiences, the Pickle Surprise, Andy’s vampire baby, some iconic internet videos, Tim continues to rail about people with private MySpace profiles, the high price of dentistry, stupid/disgusting Domino’s Pizza employees,
This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Murray, Nick, and Kris!!!
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com
or send them to us individually at:
Tim(at)TANcast.com, Andy(at)TANcast.com, or Noah(at)TANcast.com
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***SHOW LINKS***
Pickle Surprise
http://www.picklesurprise.com/
Susan Boyle Video (Thanks Nate)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
Tim’s Reaction to Susan Boyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2rnpk16GIc
Christian the Lion (As heard on SModcast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0G_ZuBGD-0
Dogs Ride Subway
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2372125.ece
Orange Chicken Recipe
http://www.recipezaar.com/Panda-Express-Orange-Chicken-103215
Trek Yourself Site
http://www.trekyourself.com
Bang Bang Choo Choo Train Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5oN4Z0Qe9E
Other Hillshire Farms Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HETAnq5s58g
Laughing Baby Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
The 100 Most Iconic Internet
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/
David After the Dentist Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
Maze Scare Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sDFq7j2X5Q
Horrible Father Scares His Child
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh87njiWTmw
MySpace Profile Pic with magic Vagina
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_c1bf2012fa8602da61b0ed979deea947.jpg
Brand New Pizza Hut Ad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-gcTDoj5w
http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/api/facebook/doorId=365/clientId=184/mId=29994453
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May 4th, 2009 at 11:09 am
wow, Tim’s wife has a super sexy voice…. damn. Great now i have to go to a meeting with a hard on…
May 4th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I’m no Aussie, I’m from upstate NY.
May 4th, 2009 at 11:34 am
LOL. That was great guys. I would die happy if I had a big mack right now. I was watching super size me the other day and was craving that shit like crazy! And now my life is complete, I was mentioned on TANcast!
May 4th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Haven’t listened to the show yet, but will get to that soon.
just got laid off. 🙁
May 4th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I’m sorry, Jess. Hope you find a new one soon.
May 5th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Thanks Bryce.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Jess – no joking – I’m sorry to hear that.
-P.E. – Jess’ #1 fan
May 6th, 2009 at 5:03 am
Sorry to hear that Jess. Were still looking for a few good men.
May 6th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Ok – it’s time to stop listening in the car. It’s not the “laughing so hard I almost crash” thing – you guys stopped being that funny long ago (just kidding – I still laugh my ass off).
It’s just that ever since you started the TANcast drinking game, I keep getting pulled over for weaving.
May 7th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
So where are the TAN guys this week? I don’t see any posts from them.
May 7th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I hope there’s a show this week.
May 8th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Mad good luck to you Jess!
Yeah, I really need a show this week too… this is the show that deflects yawning at work!
Go meat!
May 8th, 2009 at 7:24 am
and CRAP… I already voted this month apparently!
May 8th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I would be the (token?) Aussie. 🙂
Sorry to hear about your situation, Jess.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Aw you guys are the best!!
Thanks for all the well wishes.
Wish I could say the same to the TAN guys, but they don’t seem to care about the fans! oooooooh snap!
Just kidding guys.
May 8th, 2009 at 11:29 am
What do you guys think of this?
http://micechat.com/forums/disneyland-resort/116091-who-thinks-tim-babb-should-do-kingdom-comedy-tour-disneyland.html
May 8th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I think we should get our wives, girlfriends, fuckbuddies, boyfriends, husbands, cats (with fake email of course) and make them all vote for TANcast. I mean, what do they care? It only takes a second.
May 8th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
This is kinda strange that neither Tim, Andy, or Noah have made any comments or posts this week.
Where you guys at? Hope all is well!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Hey Jess,
Sorry to hear about the lay off, I hope you find a new job soon.
Me, Andy and Tim are still alive. We are just off living our lives. We still love you all!
Noah
May 9th, 2009 at 1:49 am
<3
May 9th, 2009 at 4:36 am
Yes…that sucks Jess. My other two co-hosts know better than I, but still. My heart goes out to you. Hope you find something else soon.
And I will agree with Noah…I’ve had a lot of stuff on my plate and haven’t been keeping up with the site much this week. My bad.
May 9th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Yea! The TAN boys are alive!!
And they care, they really care.
(single tear flows down Jess’ cheek)
May 9th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Bryce wrote:
>I think we should get our wives, girlfriends, fuckbuddies, boyfriends, husbands, cats (with fake email of course)
You mean your cats don’t have real email addresses? Are you living in the middle ages or something? 😉
It’s probably good that the TANdudes are taking time off from the site while they have the prerecord-assisted hiatus (except for whichever sucker is doing the editing (Hi Tim! 🙂 )). They can come back to us all fresh-faced and full of beans, telling tales of all of their exciting adventures. 🙂
May 10th, 2009 at 9:42 am
My cat has an email address. But he keeps forwarding that damn Susan Boyle video, so I’m thinking of blocking him.