The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard in a While
March 18th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)I was at my 4th show tonight (none of the 4 shows I would describe as “good”) and there was a drunk douche bag in the crowd (Granted it’s St. Patty’s Day…but still)
The comic on stage was talking about the Octomom. That’s when drunky pipes up, “Ugh…that bitch has been with 8 different dudes.”
Um…what? How much alcohol do yu have to drink to destroy your brian to that degree.
First off, the Octomom is well known to have no man in her life…much less 8. I don’t follow her closely, but I swear I heard she hasn’t had sex in some time.
Second of all…you don’t need 8 guys to make octuplets! The alcohol has broken down his memory of how babies are made! WTF? WTF?!!
March 18th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Some people are just stupid. Like, it hurts to know they’re alive out there
March 18th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I think it’s somewhere around beer 32 that your brain breaks down to that degree.
March 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Oddly enough, I was just commenting to the wife last night about how Glenn Beck serves an important role by providing us with something I call the Beck Test.
The test is simple: Is Person X listening to Glenn Beck? If they are, then we know Person X is an idiot and should be avoided if possible, abused if needed, and beaten with bats (baseball, cricket, or fruit) if absolutely necessary.
It’s like the crazy street-corner Prophets of Doom, or the cult leader, or those people holding up the “God Kills Soldiers Because He Hates Fags” signs at funerals; they are all dangerously stupid, but so shine so brightly in their insanity that, as flames for moths, they attract the less obviously stupid, revealing them to us.
Tim, you should have paid more attention last night. You should have been listening not to the drunk douche, but for anyone who said “Yeah! She did!” in response. Then you’d have known which way to swing your bat.
March 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I’d also like to ask what exactly is wrong with a woman being with 8 guys? Was he thinking it was all at once? That would be a little hard to work out, logistically. Maybe all in one day, fertilizing 8 eggs. Even for a drunk guy, that shows a huge misunderstanding of human anatomy.
But, if he just meant in general, that a woman is somehow wrong for being with eight different guys, then he must be in hell in this modern society. Hell, I’d been with 8 before I turned 15. I guess that puts Drunky McDrunkerson out of my league. I’m sure my pillow will be wet with my tears tonight.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Xap… being the sick fuck I am… wow… unintentional pun there. I usually catch those BEFORE I type them. Oh well… wait, where was I going with this? Oh right, given some time, I could figure out how the eight guys at once thing could work. As it is, I’ve already figured out six, and that’s just off the top of my head. The only concern there, is that they’d be getting in each others way. Yeah, my mind works in a very strange way.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Wait…one two..got those. Three, that’s easy. Four Five, that’s covered. Where does the sixth one go?
March 19th, 2009 at 3:37 am
Foot fetish… after that, I’m out of ideas, but it’s probably doable.
March 19th, 2009 at 3:44 am
My friend suggests taking a page out of Family Guy’s book, and using her ears. So there we go, we have eight! Although guys seven and eight would have to have extremely small penises. They must have been Asian or something.
March 21st, 2009 at 6:34 am
Yeah, xapnomapcase, what’s wrong with having been with 8 guys? it’s not like she’s sucked off 37(?!) . 🙂
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