TANcast 030 – The Star Wars Holiday Special
December 23rd, 2008 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)Gather ’round the Christmas tree (or Hanukkah bush), grab a cup of hot coco, and get ready to sing your favorite TANcast Carols…It’s the TANcast Holiday Special!
This episode, you’ll hear the boys just say “no” to drugs but “yes” to smoke bombs, you’ll hear some holiday songs from a galaxy far, far away, you’ll hear tidings of great iPhone joy, you’ll hear Tim’s experience filming a George Clooney movie, you’ll hear gross ways to eat foods, you’ll find out why the TAN House lost power long ago, Tim hates on Kelly Clarkson, you’ll hear the pitfalls of Christmas shopping when married, you’ll be infected with the scourge of Christmas Shoes, you’ll find out tht ’tis the season for layoffs, you’ll hear about how Tim misses Mike Dawson on “Movies You Should See,” you’ll hear The Tale of Jimmypants, you’ll hear Tim remember “Muppets Tonight,” you’ll hear the boys hate on Internet Explorer, and you’ll hear about the greatest free gift of all.
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***SHOW LINKS***
Chewbacca sings Silent Night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPXEo6gqBI
Leia sings from the Star Wars Holiday Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYZtl_obqIE
Christmas Shoes Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw
Jizz in my Pants Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
So far I’ve only read the description, and I gotta bitch about the hating on IE. At least for now, because FF is fucked up and won’t load any sites for me, so until I figure out what to do about it, I’m listening to TA—- It can’t be THAT simple, can it? *goes to see if re-installing FF will fix it*
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
I had to pause it to listen to Chewbacca without the laughter. And then, someone else said something else I was going to comment on, but I forgot what. OH! I remember….. and I lost it again. RIGHT! Tim, I would have laughed my ass off if you had forgotten to put in the TANcarols. The difference between 5,000 nights and weekend minutes, and unlimited minutes is a teenage girl.
Tim, I hate you for linking me to that. Although the ramen thing, I’m with ya Tim. It’s the only way I’ll eat ramen these days. Yeah… I think that’s about where this comment ends.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
At last!
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Oh, one of my friends from work was in Vietnam. The going rate was $10 to $15 back then.
December 24th, 2008 at 11:51 am
My TANlaughs were funny! I was worried it was too much but then I thought It’s TANcast! Merry Christmas Guys Thanks for making my life worth while! Where do we send our TANgifts to? Trojans suck thats why I have an Apple. I have never had a problem since I started buying them in 2000!
December 24th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’m afraid as a female listener, I don’t have any anti-male jokes. This is simply because as a bisexual, I hate both sexes with equal venom.
It’s a hard life, but someone has to live it.
December 24th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
on a lighter note, FUCK CHRISTMAS. I hate this shit and all the stress that comes with it. It’s a paid vacation for me, which have to spend all of my money on assholes. So fuck it.
December 26th, 2008 at 2:41 am
I just call it Stuff Day, Bryce. At least then I’m not pretending it’s about something other than the stuff. This year, I pretty much said fuck everyone, I’m sleeping all day. And that’s exactly what I did… in fact, I’m going BACK to bed here soon XD
And yes, uninstalling and reinstalling FF made it work…. I feel like a dumbass for not thinking of it sooner.
December 26th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Merry Xmas Tancastiverse. And yes I got high while listening to Tancast once. It was wierd.
December 26th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
ME TOO!
December 26th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Yea I decided if Kris could be the #1 fan in his special category I could too. Anyway, I don’t have any anti-male jokes. Sorry. I just like my men I guess. =/
December 27th, 2008 at 12:02 am
xapnomapcase, I’m bisexual, too!
As it turns out, though, the only man I’m attracted to is me. I guess I just can’t help it…
I am one sexy, fat fucker.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Really? No other men? Jude Law? Brad Pitt?
If they aren’t your speed, what about John Goodman? Now, he’s a sexy beast.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Well, it looks like Lissa and I will be in a little friendly competition – since I’m clearly the #1 female fan AND have submitted some anti-male TANlaughs (tho I love men…)…how do you say we settle this? 🙂
December 30th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Woohoo!! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!
December 31st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
meeee-owwww 🙂
Have a Happy New Year, TANpeople…
January 1st, 2009 at 2:55 am
I look nothing like Brad Pitt or Jude Law. At least not from the front, and that’s all I can see clearly.
January 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Love the show guys, funny you mentioning Mike Dawson on Movies You Should See, I used to love that show but man it’s gone down hill since he left/was fired. He was arrogant but he held it all together and was the only one who knew anything about movies! The vomiting story was hilarious!
I’ve officially given up on that show now.
Keep up the good work!
January 5th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
The podcasts I really miss Mike Dawson on are Make it So and the Definitive Word.
But I just got around to listening to the Movies You Should See Holiday special and and it was just meh. I hardly ever listen to MYSS anymore and when I do, I’m usually disappointed.
But thanks for the kudos, sir 🙂