TANcast 308 – I Thought It Would Be Funny For Us To Just Be Stupid And Horrible
November 30th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, the TANboys talk Cosby, Ferguson, and Thanksgiving. Then they list their “High 5” stupid things they’re thankful for.
00:00 – 01:41 Preshow Goose Poop
01:41 – 03:34 Intro
03:34 – 13:19 TANlaughs
13:19 – 26:42 Current Events Talk (Cosby/Ferguson)
26:42 – 35:02 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
35:02 – 57:21 High 5 -Stupid Things We’re Thankful For
57:21 – 58:31 Wrap Up
58:31 – 61:00 ?????
[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
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***SHOW LINKS***
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Five Nights at Freddy’s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Nights_at_Freddy%27s
2012 Comedy Bang Bang Holiday Spectacular
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/2012-holiday-spectacular/
Hannibal Buress’ Bill Cosby Bit
http://youtu.be/dzB8dTVALQI
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture
http://youtu.be/3kEpZWGgJks
Tim in His Mother-In-Laws Clothes
http://tancast.com/2014/11/17/poor-kid-just-wanted-some-cake/
Snopes.com
http://snopes.com/
How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended
http://youtu.be/d0K436vUM4w
Tim’s “12 Silly Things I’m Thankful For” Blog
http://tancast.com/2013/11/28/12-silly-things-im-thankful-for/
You Suck at Parking Flier
http://www.zazzle.com/you_suck_at_parking_ticket_personalized_flyer-244391057150140588
War on Christmas Cards
http://www.zazzle.com/tancast/gifts?cg=196993868770613008
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November 30th, 2014 at 8:14 pm
Normally, I hate horror games, but I love Five Nights at Friday’s. I’d suggest watching the Markiplier play through here: http://youtu.be/iOztnsBPrAA or check out the Wikipedia page.
In case you’re curious, here’s my summary:
Five Nights at Freddy’s, like Andy said, is an indie horror point and click survival game. You play as a night security guard at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza from midnight to 6 am and you cannot move. The last guard says that if one of the Audio-Animatronic characters find you in the security room, they will think that you’re an endoskeleton without your costume on, and will try to stuff you into a spare suite. Only trouble is, the costumes still have metal and wires in them. So of course, you’d die. One of the characters, a female chicken named Chica has a bib that says “Let’s Eat!”. After a while, you start to wonder if she means you, or the pizza.
December 21st, 2014 at 4:27 pm
Thanks for reading my jokes! And, I’m sure Freddy Fazbear thanks you, too!