I don’t know what it is about the people who group candy together for those Halloween grab bags, but most of the suck. They can’t ever get the mix right. It’s a group of good candies spoiled by one that no one wants and when the trick or treaters are gone, you can count on a whole bowl of the crappy candy left behind. Yeah, they took all the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kats, and Hershey bars…and they left you with a bunch of “fun” sized Twizzlers. (Side note: F*** Twizzlers forever)

I mean really, what business do Gobstoppers have in a bag with Butterfingers, Nestle Crunch, and Twix? Get ’em Outta there! And you can just hold those Hershey White Chocolate monstrosities as well.

Well, tonight I went to the store for something completely else and stumbled upon this:

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! Kit Kat’s and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups go together like Riggs and Murtaugh…like Jay ans Silent Bob…like Tim and out of date movie references. They don’t need anybody else. Just two candy buddies broin’ out and having their own party.

Take a lesson, other candies. Just partner up with one good buddy and be done with it. Don’t pity invite the loser kid to your party…because he’ll show. Trust me, Whoppers did NOT have any other plans tonight.