Sometimes I understand why people hate nerds. That socially awkward thing is cute on the New Girl (I assume, I’ve never seen it), but in real life, it makes conversations suck.

I wasted way too much time finding this photo

I was stuck in a waiting room with this socially awkward lady. Which is fine, she can be awkward and I can leave her alone to have her space. What’s the point of having this smart phone if I can’t use it to ignore people?

But she kept insisting on starting conversations that she was clearly uninterested in finishing. She would ask a question and then stop paying attention in the middle of my answer.

Look, lady, I didn’t want to talk in the first place. Leave me be!