Hey weather, can we knock of the crazy s***?

First of all, it’s October. You have no business being 90 degrees during the day.

However, for the sake of argument, let’s just accept that you want to have a hot day. Fine. You’re the boss. You want us all to sweat our butts off during autumn, fine. Be that way.

…but then why are you making it drop into the low 50’s at night? Are you having mood swings? What’s wrong with you? Hot or cold, pick a side. Now those idiots wearing Uggs and shorts have a valid reason to justify their schizophrenic wardrobe choices. Are you proud of yourself now.

Get it together, weather!