Warning: This is a cop out blog. It may not be worth your time (unlike the literary gold I’ve been squirting out up until this point)

I am tired! I don’t know why, but I can’t seem to get to bed before 2am anymore. Not sure when THAT started. But even if I’ve done most of the things I need to do before bed, I’ll put off the one last thing while I watch one more video or read one more article…next thing you know, it’s 2am.

And that’s a shame because now I’m too tired to blog. I had a fun idea for pitching the plot of the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie. I also was planning to do a blog dishing out some serious snark on a Jezebel article. But I don’t have the energy to be creative or snarky. (As these last few paragraphs demonstrate, I clearly don’t even have the energy to be funny.

It doesn’t help that I’m still working on my Windows XP desktop which is maddeningly slow and has a fan louder than a jet engine. How hot can that damn tower be? Throttle back the fan, chief! So it took me forever to design today’s TANstore product…

I Kick My Feet Baby Jumper by TANcast

But it was totally worth it to make yet another “Kicking his feet” joke!