If you’ve listened all the way to the end of this week’s show, you heard me talk about finding bulk pre-cooked bacon at Costco the other day. It was one of the greatest days of my life. It goes wedding day, kid being born, visiting Club 33, bulk bacon day…maybe not in that order.

Look at all that glorious meat candy!

I put bacon on everything now. Breakfast? That needs bacon. Making a sandwich? That could use some bacon. Having some bacon? Put some bacon on that bacon, baby!

Every so often my son will ask, “Can I have some bacon, daddy?”

“Of course you can, son!”

With this much pre-cooked bacon, I’m like the Oprah of Bacon! “You get some bacon! You get some bacon! EVERYBODY GETS SOME BACON! I’M BACON IT RAIN!!!”

I was explaining all this to Noah when we were hanging out with Noah the other day and he immediately stopped laughing and rolled his eyes when I said, “bacon it rain.” So, of course, I made a t-shirt.

Bacon it Rain Tees by TANcast

You’re welcome, universe.