Apologies to Philip K. Dick and Barbara Eden for the stupid title, but I am as the good Super Panda made/did not make me.

Our recent inarticulate and ill-informed musings about the state of Android phones were at least timely. Ars Technica just posted a piece analyzing how quickly different manufacturers and US phone carriers got the latest version of the operating system (KitKat) out to various devices.

If you don’t want to drink the Cupertino Kool-Aid like your friendly neighborhood TANcasters (or the Redmond Flavor Aid), you might want to have a peek at what they found.