TANcast 288 – Your Little Fanboy Fantasy
May 26th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week the boys marvel over Marvel movies and comics, Andy goes all the way to Chicago for pizza, and Tim gets caught in a “Kicking his Feet” story. Then Reefer Madness faces off against Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 in the Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament.
00:00 – 00:56 Preshow
00:56 – 02:34 Intro
02:34 – 34:09 How the #$%* was your week?
05:40 – 10:00 Captain AMerica The Winter Soldier SPOILERS
13:24 – 14:12 The Wolverine MINOR SPOILER
34:09 – 59:38 Worst. Movie. Ever. Tournament
59:38 – 60:47 Wrap Up
60:47 – 61:48 ?????
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***SHOW LINKS***
Killing Wolverine Link
http://comicsalliance.com/death-wolverine-marvel-comics-charles-soule-steve-mcniven/
MJ Talent Show Kid
http://youtu.be/jZTCtpZyulM?t=1m11s
BuzzFeed Bad Movies List
http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/how-many-bad-movies-have-you-seen
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May 27th, 2014 at 1:27 am
In on of the Avengers Animated Movies, the Avengers have kids together, with Black Widow and and Cap having a son together. Later, during the start of the “Heroic Age” a few years ago, Kang tried to get the Avengers to save him from being killed by the kids from said Avengers movie. Yes, Wolverine suffers from Adamantium poisoning, they had a story arc call Quarantine where someone steals the X-Men’s powers and Wolverine is suffering heavily from said poisoning. Also, there is a magic sword created with Wolverine’s blood and soul that can cancel healing factors, that’s how he was able to kill Sabertooth, Wolverine’s son also has said healing factor and has been killed by drowning. So Logan can be killed. The Adamantium is also why Deadpool has better luck with Wolverine’s healing factor than Wolverine does. And lastly, that Spider-Man/Doc Ock thing is utter bullshit in terms of the universe. Especially when not too long ago, Wolverine’s soul was literally sent to Hell and replaced with a demon. And before that, Peter Parker and Mary Jane sold their marriage and all memories linked to it to Mephisto, just to keep that man child totally dependent on his poor, fatally shot Aunt May! How is a brain switch even possible when in your own universe, souls, the two different interpretations of the Afterlife, Heaven and Hell, and the deities that rule them exist?
Bottom line, fuck Dan Slott, fuck Superior Spider-Man, and fuck One More Day. There, I think I met my Geek Quota for the day.
May 27th, 2014 at 2:50 pm
lol rolled into an innocent cigarette. Yup, because nothing says innocent like lung cancer.
May 27th, 2014 at 8:43 pm
@Chelsea, I’m sure that in the time the film was made, it was before they added all the bug killer and stuff to it. Remember, there’s nothing wrong with tobacco, it’s just a weed that I’m sure grows everywhere…..HEY, wait a minute.
May 28th, 2014 at 1:12 am
@Jesus yes I know, this is back when it was perfectly fine to smoke a cigarette 😛
May 28th, 2014 at 1:17 am
Also, thanks to pintrest I found this GIF to give a face to the creeky, weird, needs to shower piano player http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4796a0544e2ca2a1b3dd82b0668b5d1/tumblr_mqnea7YehD1rhd46ao1_400.gif
May 28th, 2014 at 6:04 pm
Seriously though, both tobacco and mary jane grow naturally, why is it acceptable to smoke one and not the other, especially when nowadays, they add so much more garbage and harmful material to tobacco?
May 29th, 2014 at 12:14 pm
@Andy – no, Black Widow was not DTF. At least not with Cap. She was wearing an arrow necklace throughout the movie. (I must admit that this was pointed out to me by children.)
And besides, Cap (in these movies if not in 100% of comics) is all about Awesome 1940’s American Virtues. And Stuff.
However, you pause those scenes as much as you like, good sir, until you can get … completion.
May 29th, 2014 at 9:07 pm
The “Reefer Madness” trailer was 5000% too long. Wow. I love that the ultimate end of the marijuana addict – hopeless insanity – comes AFTER suicide.
May 29th, 2014 at 9:20 pm
“Unless there’s another part of this closet that’s fucking hilarious” … hahahaha ANDY GOLD!!! =D