Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 20

I was in a public bathroom the other day* and I was confronted with this sign above the urinal

My first thought was, “Stupid idiots…throwing crap into the urinal. I hate when people can’t…”

The thought cut off in my head because was immediately replaced with, Why is there an ‘S’ after liquid?”

I mean, back me up fellas, there’s really only one liquid that should be going in there. Unless you’ve got a soda fountain in your pants, it should really just be pee. I realize they couldn’t make the sign say “Piss only,” but you could have said, “Liquid only” and had pretty much the same effect.

So I have to assume you put the extra “S” there on purpose to court other liquids. What is your game urinal sign? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!!!