Tim Babb’s April Foolishness
Day 7

I’ve finally gotten around to starting our taxes (because my wife says we can’t see Captain America 2 until we get our taxes done…responsible adulthood sucks) and I know I’m not the first to have this opinion, but I HATE TAXES.

Not in a right wing, “Keep your dirty government hands of my damn money” kinda way.

And not in a left wing, “I don’t want my taxes dollars to support your bloody wars and torture” kinda way.

It’s not about the money at all…I just really hate all this stupid paper work I have to do! C’mon, Uncle Sam! You make our employers and banking institutions record all our payment data and then they send us a stupid form and then we enter the info onto another stupid form and send it to you. Why can’t they just send the forms to you and you can figure this crap out? I don’t have time for all this 1040-A, W2, 1099-INT…am I paying taxes or is this some Star Wars droid fan fic?! Just figure out how much you need and send me a bill.

Hey Tim we took $1,069.88 for your taxes this year. If you want to contest this, you can deal with all this BS paperwork. But we’re betting you’d rather just cut us a check and go back to binge watching Justice League Unlimited on Netflix.
-The Government

You would win that bet, government. You would win that bet.

Ugh…back to these stupid deductions…