Day 4:

Despite my big win many weeks ago, Cracked still feels the need to ignore my genius. It happened again in the photoplasty contest Fictional Characters on a Budget. The idea being what if your favorite fictional characters had to get by with less (like the rest of us these days) Here are the gems Cracked passed up on…

This would make it so much easier for kids to dress up like Superman.

Don’t tell the kids who the fictional character is in this one.

It’s harder than you think to ad the Flying Spaghetti Monster to a can of Chef Boyardee “pasta.”

“Whooooooo are you?”

“Reply hazy, try again”

I’m now 3 for 5 with my blackface entries. Damn.