TANcast 158 – A Horcrux Is What We Call Your Mother
July 19th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Tim bombs at a gay bar, the boys talk tv, and CJ sends in a great Monday Night TANfight: Lord Voldamort vs Darth Sidious.
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Unamused Baby Iz Not Amused
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Unamused-Baby.jpg
Cracked’s Article About Harry Potter
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harry-potter-films-according-to-someone-who-never-saw-them/
Supposed “Sex Scene” In Harry Potter Credits
http://youtu.be/r0FDGvp16cw
David Cross’ Larry the Cable Guy Rant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDimQTJMjB0
5 Famous Ad Campaigns That Actually Hurt Sales
http://www.cracked.com/article_19297_5-famous-ad-campaigns-that-actually-hurt-sales.html
Rejected by Cracked: Movie Mash-Ups
http://tancast.com/2011/07/15/rejected-by-cracked-movie-mashups/
Cracked’s 32 Insane Movie Ideas Built Out of Existing Movie Titles
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_226_32-insane-movie-ideas-built-out-existing-movie-titles/
Cracked Video: Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
http://www.cracked.com/video_18244_why-harry-potter-universe-secretly-terrifying.html
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July 20th, 2011 at 3:10 am
I think the future is just dangerous in general, anybody remember this part of “Space Mutiny”? http://youtu.be/C8v6Qdq-QOc
Also, I agree with Tim, magic can do more shit to the Walkers, in the fourth book, it was established that there is a spell that selectively takes out tech.
And on a third note, can we get that force bladder pinch in the bathroom thing on a shirt?
July 21st, 2011 at 2:24 am
WOW I have never felt out of the loop, it might be time to have a Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter weekend movie marathon catch up. At least that way I will know what everyone is talking about. 😉
July 21st, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Tim, did you say that was an updated pic of your baby (unamused baby)?
July 21st, 2011 at 1:08 pm
When I clicked on the Harry Potter Missionary link, I came across Han Solo grabbing Leia’s boob (footage from movie), and that reminded me of a pic of Chewbacca doing the same thing to her. http://neo-fringe.com/nview.php?arc=3686
Those were some crazy fun times, I bet!
July 23rd, 2011 at 8:02 pm
Thank you for the early birthday shout out. The first joke was for Andy because of “crock”. I signed the email Kiki so I’m a little curious why Tim used my real name. I don’t mind, I just use Kiki because I’m used to people saying my name wrong. Tim got it right first time around. The y for Kyra sounds like the ea for tear. Again, thanks for the shout out.
On a second note, I got a kick out of everyone discussing Harry Potter as I’m rereading them right now and went to the midnight showing of the most recent film. I don’t see a place for us to cast our votes (I thought there used to be?). Anyways, I vote Voldemort, for many reasons but simply that I’ve always viewed the emperor as a very weak character. Thank you for another great episode!
July 24th, 2011 at 5:48 am
CRAP! Sorry Kiki. Our e-mail puts your name at the top of the message and it was listed as Kyra.
July 25th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
Not sure if this was ever addressed but, are we gonna see Tim on Whipeout or did that fall through or are you not allowed to talk about it? Or did I miss it completely?
July 26th, 2011 at 10:20 am
@Latino_Jess, I keep wondering the same thing!
August 1st, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Ahem, as the #1 Harry Potter fan I feel I should correct you on some things. I would have said this earlier, but I was at Comic Con and just listened to the episode. -pushes galsses up nose-
It’s pronounced Rowlling as in ‘in the deep’, and Voldemort with the vo making the same sound as in vote.
and expell-e-arm-us. And in theory you could make more than 7/8 horcruxes, but with each one you make, you break your soul in half, so it would get smaller and smaller until there was nothing left to work with.
Lightsabers could probably not destroy a horcrux as it has to be something super magically powerful and out of the ordinary, like Andy said, a sword (Goblin made mind you) imbibed with basilisk venom. One is also destroyed by Fyiend Fyre, which is cursed fire, v. dark magic.
I think those were the only things that bothered me enough to write to you about it. Thumbs up on the show, keep up the “work”.