Day 2

Dear summer,

It’s been fun. I’ve enjoyed going swimming, playing at the beach, enjoying a nice barbecue or two, etc…but it’s September now. Can we turn down the heat a little?

I spend most of the day on a computer which is housed in the only room in my apartment that gets zero ventilation! Do you have to put the sun on full blast all day so I sweat my butt off while I’m creating gems like these for cracked.com? My office chair is literally damp right now! Ew! That is gross. You’re lucky I’m married, summer, or I’d never see another naked woman again after blogging that fact!

Plus my car is jet black inside and holds on to heat like Snookie holds on to her 15 minutes of fame! It’s like driving around in an easy bake oven all day. (Oh sure, you say “turn on the air conditioner.” Who do you think I am, Richard Branson? I don’t got the kind of money that will allow me to chew through gas like that!)

So enough with the heat, summer! Bow out gracefully. You had your time to shine now step aside for some moderate temperatures!

Love and kisses,
-Tim Babb

PS-Tell winter it can expect a complaint letter from me around late January (or earlier if I have to do a show in a state where it snows)

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