No Wonder I’m Not Famous
July 17th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)As a struggling comedian/actor I have myself listed on several casting websites designed to get me auditions. Today I got sent an e-mail from one of those websites about a role they think I should try out for…
Your profile matches three criteria for the following role: JENNY CRAIG WOMAN
Gender: Match
Portrayable Ethnicity: Match
Portrayable Age Range: Match
Description:
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT WOMAN (NO MORE THAN 20 LBS.) PRETTY, FRIENDLY, AND PERSONABLE…THERE IS DIALOGUE.
WE ARE GOING FOR A SEX IN THE CITY VIBE
So apparently I fit the type for a slightly overweight, sex-in-the city-esque woman. Yeah that makes sense. It’s nice to know that if this casting website ever ran across a call for a skinny, Mulatto dude to tell jokes that it wasn’t sent to me. Because apparently when casting agents look at this…
They see this…
So my audition is Tuesday at 3pm…wish me luck! (Hope there’s no casting couch)
July 17th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
That second pic is one of the most disturbing images I have ever seen.
July 18th, 2010 at 4:49 am
Geoff, I think you misspelt “arousing”. 😉
July 18th, 2010 at 4:51 am
(At least they think you’re pretty, Tim)
July 19th, 2010 at 8:19 am
Yeah Tim, way to kill the morning wood with that picture.
July 19th, 2010 at 9:36 am
@Logan….are you sure you don’t mean “cause the morning wood? Bazinga!
July 19th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Picture #2 is what they make paper bags for… It looks like someone just asked to put it in his/her butt…
July 25th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
id tap that
July 28th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
I don’t understand… You probably shouldn’t have listed yourself as a female in your profile.