TANcast 103 – We Need to Get Back to Monkey Rape
June 14th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
The boys a monkey (chimp) raping a frog, why you shouldn’t let Tim near your girlfriend if she’s a CSI, SModcast woes, the changing nature of the English language, AT&T’s latest foul ups, the World Cup (WTF?), meeting celebrities, Hermaphrodite sex, and graduation stores.
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***SHOW LINKS***
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Mormon Musical Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNaHUxi6H-U
Showgirls 2 Article (NSFW)
http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/06/09/showgirls-2-red-band-trailer/
“Monkey” Rapes Frog at Zoo Digg link
http://bit.ly/a7gT9U
Chimp and the Frog YouTube Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4xVeRjunk
Baboon Asses
http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/baboon.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KItfOW0irx4/ReMTNDm0PUI/AAAAAAAAAD4/bIVeOZ6XMUw/s400/baboon_ass+crop.JPG
Flags of the World
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallery_of_country_flags
England’s Botched Goal Block in World Cup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQFqlgpf_w
Dancing with the Stars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS05VLrErMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RtcTb5F9g
Croc Photo (Thanks CJ and Jason)
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Croc-watch.jpg
Dead Dove Release Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1U0C-TL99w
Star Trek iPad
http://mashable.com/2010/03/31/ipad-meet-star-trek/
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June 14th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Yup, I’m still working on it. Working on the storyboard and character sketches. Turns out a lot easier to animate when you already know the full story, thanks CJ 🙂
June 14th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
isn’t the kid in the LDS commercial Carlton Banks?
June 14th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Your welcome Chelsea! Should I put all of my comments in song considering i’m Mormon? 😉
June 14th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
I’m laughing so loud my mom looked at me like I’m crazy! lol at least I didn’t choke to death again (yes Tim, it’s me) lol (I’m still waiting) You all rock!! =D
Love always,
Grace Shanahan
(youngest/ biggest fan in La Palma)
June 15th, 2010 at 1:35 am
@Chelsea Awesome
@Fykes You are correct! He was also in the Pepsi commercial with Michal Jackson
@CJ None of us are under the delusion that Mormons sing constantly
@Grace It’s coming, I swear
June 15th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Thank you Tim. I’m glad that ??YOU TOLD THE TRUTH!??
June 15th, 2010 at 1:41 am
I suppose TANcast.com doesn’t allow musical notes. It posted them as question marks.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:39 am
TANcast is back, baby!
Regarding the language debate: I understand Noah’s point about the sticklers getting too worked up, but as one of those sticklers I have to side with Andy. I get that it’s annoying when you’re just trying to have a conversation and you don’t care about speaking accurately. Over the last few years I’ve been working on correcting people less often. However, when mistakes are in writing, that is much harder to let go.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:55 am
Also, is there a connection between chimps who like to put their dicks into frogs and the fact that Andy masquerades as a chimp AND likes to put his feet into crocs? Please tell me there is such a connection.
June 15th, 2010 at 6:18 am
@Geoff: I only think we need to worry when Andy wants to put his dick into Crocs…either kind.
June 15th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Tim i got one for u. if someone falls at the wedding you can say “well i guess it was their turn to ‘take the plunge”
June 15th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I am an ep behind, but listening to Noah’s raving reviews in 102 about his perfect steak recipe reminded me that a bunch of you TANcasties and TANnasties may also enjoy this: http://www.bitemetv.net
Some friends of mine and Hubby’s are doing it – it’s a lot of fun!
June 16th, 2010 at 1:34 am
Awesome episode, I was laughing so loud at points my wife shushed me so i wouldn’t wake up my son. Loved it!
June 16th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
This week’s hidden comedy gem: “Shades of gay”
June 17th, 2010 at 11:04 am
I wanted to paste my favourite comments from the show in, as I do sometimes, but I can’t remember what they were. Guess I’ll have to
listen to the episode again won’t I!
June 17th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Did anyone else wonder if the frog died?
June 19th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
I did. I played this episode for a car full of people on a road trip back from Mississippi and everyone seemed to love it. This show was one of my favorites.
June 20th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Glad to have you guys back after that last show where everything was just a bit “off” and didn’t work.
The frog-fucking stuff is hilarious.
June 21st, 2010 at 8:47 am
Awesome show as usual. You did seem to figure out most of the flag debate in the end there. Good for you for at least looking it up!
You’ll see the British flag mostly because people use Britain, United Kingdom and England interchangably, which probably pisses Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland off (and me a little).
Britain is England, Scotland and Wales, and the UK is Britain and Northern Ireland. We’ll usually fly the Union Flag (Union Jack when *flown* on a ship, which is good enough for me), which incorporates England, Scotland and Ireland, while using the English flag only for something specific to England (like the English football team).
Yay for geeky stuff about Britain.