Andy Makes My Brain Hurt
January 6th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)Ok so we’re recording the show a few days early this week since I’m doing some traveling this weekend. (I’m no Andy, but I’ve been known to take a trip or two). So I send a text to the boys asking…
From Tim: Wanna do the top 5 tv themes tonite?
Noah agreed right away, but then Andy sent this…
From Andy: ?? Like Top 5 Theme Songs?
I thought for a minute there must be a typo in my original text so I went back and looked. Other than my shorthand spelling of tonight, the text did indeed communicate the message I had intended. So I offered up the only reply I could…
From Tim: Um…yes
So I get back this…
From Andy: I’m on Sudafed and low sleep and (I’m) at work. I wasn’t sure I recalled what we’d talked about.
Ok this is a perfectly good excuse if I had texted him, “Wanna do that thing we talked about on the show last week?” THAT question is super vague and needs clarification. But does “top 5 tv themes” really have ANY other meaning? What else could a tv theme be? Type in “tv theme” into Google and all you get is references to songs…
But Andy’s brain doesn’t work like Google…
Now I turn it over to you, the reader…what do YOU think Andy thought I could have meant besides tv theme songs?
January 6th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
food. definitely food.
January 6th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
You know, he could be thinking of the theme OF the show, as in “Tonight, on a very special…”
Drugs, anorexia, puberty, obesity, incest, things like that which are pretty standard fare for TGIF-style dreck.
Or, he could just be missing being able to walk to In N Out to get a 4X4 Animal Style while wearing his Crocs.
No one really knows.
January 7th, 2010 at 1:06 am
“response”
also “Glenn”, I think
January 7th, 2010 at 1:14 am
Your corrections are not welcome here, Geoff
January 7th, 2010 at 3:08 am
hehehehe
I am a big stupid dumb-dumb head
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January 7th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Pretty sure it’s that last one. Also, Geoff is right. It’s Glenn. Also, Andy’s brain is right. Glenn Beck is a douchebag. Although I find him amusing until I apply thought to anything that ever comes out of his head. Then I hate him. As long as I turn my brain off before listening to him speak, I can laugh at him and still realize he’s an incompetent buffoon.
January 7th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
I can’t really blame Andy for thinking about food.
That stuff is delicious.
January 8th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Maybe he was thinking about TV theme parks and really wanted to gush about Dollywood…
Although I’ve heard that the Dollywood version of Space Mountain is quite anatomically accurate…