That’s right we’re back for the next round of America’s favorite new game show…

Back in round 1, Possible Douche 1 knew the secret hiding spots of two stopped clocks in Disneyland and wouldn’t tell Possible Douche #2 (or the rest of the members of the Disney chat board they were on). One was revealed to be in Sleeping Beauty Castle…but Possible Douche 1 refused to reveal the location of the other clock. Then Possible Douche 2 deliberately wasted Possible Douche 1’s time claiming to have other information Possible Douche 1 was seeking.

And now, Round 2!

**This round begins during an IM conversation!…

Possible Douche 1
I went to Disneyland for 4 days AND I FEEL FINNNNNNNNNNE

Possible Douche 2
Nice. Did you ever solve your little clock mystery?

Possible Douche 1
No. We got on the boat, but cause we got picked to be part of the parade thing (princess and the frog), we totally forgot. There were a couple things we wanted to do and that was one of them.

Possible Douche 2
The second one is on the Mark Twain?

Possible Douche 1
Oh shit! =X LOL I slipped! bwahahahahahaha

Possible Douche 2
I WIN!!! Ha hah ahahahahahahahahaha ahhahahahahahhaha

Possible Douche 1
Shit! I cant believe myself right now. I especially wasn’t gonna tell you ’cause u were bein’ mean!

Possible Douche 2
You started it…and I finished it!

Possible Douche 1
Nope. You still don’t know where

Possible Douche 2
Go Possible Douche 2, Go Possible Douche 2, it’s your birthday!

Possible Douche 1
Ok…I’ll ask you another mystery…Do you agree that everything Disney does has a reason? Usually not just some random decor. It always means something.

Possible Douche 2
Nope

Possible Douche 1
No?

Possible Douche 2
In fact “Hidden mickeys” started off as something people saw not something that was intended.

Possible Douche 1
…eh. I’ve heard both. But anyways…at the front of the line for Space Mountain and in the Pizza Port area they have those big planter boxes. And there’s these huge eggs in there…like big glass rock egg things…wtf are they?! I wonder if they are something from the old attractions. Totally weird.

Possible Douche 2
Something they found at Michael’s craft store and said “Fuck it use those and we’ll punch out for the day” lol

Possible Douche 1
nooooooooooo

Possible Douche 2
Is it the clock in the Captains living quarters?

Possible Douche 1
What…oh…on the boat. Maybe…I’m not tellin.’ You gotta look.

Possible Douche 2
I’m done with you. I have no desire to look I just wanna know

Possible Douche 1
psh…See? So mean!

Possible Douche 2
No, not mean. Mean is to raise the issue and not tell me.

Possible Douche 1
So if I told you, would you wanna go look?

Possible Douche 2
Yeah ’cause I’d know right where to go and I could go look…as opposed to wasting my time searching the ship like I’m a CSI trying to solve a case.

Possible Douche 1
You do have like 20 min on it.

Possible Douche 2
Yeah I’d rather be watching the scenery as opposed to sniffing around the bowels of the ship.

Possible Douche 1
Oh hush. You have been on it a million times.

Possible Douche 2
Yes…because I like the scenery

Possible Douche 1
OMG…I can ask you…my memory is failing me. Is the cabin on the Rivers of America still burning or is that ancient?

Possible Douche 2
You should go look!

Possible Douche 1
I hate you.

Possible Douche 2
How is that different?

Possible Douche 1
Its not a secret.

Possible Douche 2
Apparently it is

Possible Douche 1
No, I just have a shitty memory. It’s like, “Is space mountain still a ride?”

Possible Douche 2
If you don’t know, it’s a secret to you.

Possible Douche 1
I’m never coming to any of your shows again!

Possible Douche 2
Well I’m not going to tell you where they are. It’s a secret. shhhhhhhhhh

Possible Douche 1
pssssssh I got 4 people to come last time. Hecka nice…and you are hecka mean!

Possible Douche 2
I am hecka loveable

Possible Douche 1
You used to be.

Possible Douche 2
You have it hecka backwards.

Possible Douche 1
Nope

Possible Douche 2
Yup…so…where on the ship? lol

Possible Douche 1
So I see that its not burning anymore…but why?

Possible Douche 2
THAT’S a secret

Possible Douche 1
Ok 1 guess though…is it…ummm…whats it called…a pc change?

Possible Douche 2
Oh…it’s not a secret that I know. That’s why I assume it’s a secret. I don’t think it’s PC though because the narration used to be a waring about what “man does when he doesn’t respect the environment”

Possible Douche 1
hmm

Possible Douche 2
Victory is sweet
**Possible Douche 2 posts the following picture

Possible Douche 1
You got it. But now…why is it stopped on that time? Same with the castle clock?

Possible Douche 2
But I found another picture of it at another time

Possible Douche 1
Seriously?

Possible Douche 2
Looks to be about 4:20 (Snoogans)
**Possible Douche 2 posts the following picture

Possible Douche 1
OMG ASSHOLE STONERS!!!!! that is so fucked up!

Possible Douche 2
That is such BS! You have to ask the captain for special permission to even go in that room. I never would have found it just by “looking”

Possible Douche 1
hehehe… sorry

Possible Douche 2
THAT is mean!

**At this point Possible Douche 2 posts both pictures on the message board that Possible Douche 1 specifically told him in round one not to post them on.

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!

Winner = Possible Douche 2
Possible Douche 2 = Tim “Douching it up” Babb

Suck it!!!