Ok…we’re all sick of hearing about “Balloon Boy” by now. It was lame, he was never in the baloon, yadda yadda yadda. I was ready to move on to the next thing too, then I logged into my e-mail account where Yahoo presents me with the top news stories.

At first I thought, “Geez! That kid is still the lead story. You people suck.” But then…something in that picture caught my eye which actually made me click on the story. When you see the photo full size, you’ll understand…

Yup that’s a six year old boy bending over and creepy old dude with a mustache taking a picture of his ass. WTF?!

Really, Yahoo? You thought this encapsulated the story the best? This just begins a whole new story? What’s wrong with that man? Is anyone going to stop him? Can this possibly be legal?

Perhaps this photo DOES answer the question of why little Falcon told his brother to tell everyone he was on that balloon.

“If he thinks I’m dead maybe he’ll stop trying to take pictures of my butt. Run brother! Tell the world I am floating in a balloon.”

“They will see right through that. There’s no way that balloon could hold your weight.”

“Damn it man I’m desperate! Do this for me!”

“Ok, brother…farewell!”