TANcast 065 – Trying to Pay Next Week’s Bills with This Week’s Funny
September 13th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
After a brief musical interlude, you’ll hear: Tim sharing his love for Auto-Tune the News, Noah sharing his love for half naked women, Andy sharing his love for the Bloudhound Gang, Andy’s naked baby causing problems, Tim and Andy hating on termites, ugly pigs needing love too, Kevin Smith tweeting up a storm, too much body modification talk, Tim failing at being a D23 member, stressing at game night, a teacher has to resort to porn, and finally the boys get lost in a world of Princess Leia’s metal bikini.
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This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Victoria and Todd.
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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
***SHOW LINKS***
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The Video of Tim’s Haunted Mansion/Thriller mash-up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6nAxyZQNbo
Tim’s Blog about the Right Wing
http://tancast.com/2009/09/04/hey-right-wing-i-just-dont-get-you/
Auto-Tune the News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8
Random Girlie Pictures that Noah Found
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/09/okay-okay-pt-2.html
More Random Girlie Pictures that Noah Found (redheads)
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/28/101-ridiculously-hot-redheads/
The red headed girl that made Andy yell “turn around” in his head
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/27/ridiculously-hot-redheads-gallery/coed-redheads-56/
“Ugly” Baby Pig
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210909/Abandoned-piglet-lost-hound-Giant-farm-dog-saves-baby-pigs-bacon-adopting-own.html
San Francisco Comedy Competition Schedule
http://www.sanfranciscocomedycompetition.com/Pages/Schedule.html
Fired Teacher Turns to Porn
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/08/31/2009-08-31_bikiniclad_teacher_tiffany_shepherd__aka_turns_to_porn_after_being_fired_.html
Noah suggests you look at pic 3
http://kotaku.com/5353762/pax-cosplay-round-3-+-fight/gallery/
Andy’s CosPlay Winner
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/leia-cosplay-1.jpg
Website Devoted Exclusively to Leia’s Metal Bikini
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/index.html
A Leia-licious picture Andy found
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/GroupPhoto_Dcon08b_big.jpg
A Brutal Reminder that life isn’t Fair
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/a_brutal_reminder_life_isnt_fair.php
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September 14th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Holy crap… I’ve gotta stop checking the show links at work… the “Red Head” link could have gotten me fired. On that note… Andy I agree!
September 14th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Pigs arent even cute as babies. If i saw that thing in real life i would be scared. The makin bacon with macon the pig is on the season 2 box set of south park. It is aweful to watch the pig eat bacon, and it doesnt even care. anyways awesome show. laughed my ass off.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Damn you Tim! You stole my witty comment about the zombie princess leia. FML
September 14th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
What the **** is up with Kanye look at me West? Holy friggin crap.
And that teach that got canned is pretty bangin. I watched one of her “films” last night… (well clips).
September 15th, 2009 at 3:57 am
tim you should have used the vincent price version from the phantom maner to tie in whith your thriller remix.
September 15th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Wooo! I’ve had a joke read by all of the TAN guys!!!!!! I rule…
Loving the latest episodes!
September 16th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
What an ep – from TIM’s Duran Duran homage (they wallpapered my room when I was young, and they were on my t-shirt today when I listened to the ‘cast…) to Andy’s unholy obsession with The Bloodhound Gang… this was a trip back to my youth.
I loved The Bloodhound Gang whenI was a kid. The black girls hair kinda freaked me out, but it was my favorite part of 3-2-1 Contact. I even subscribed to the 3-2-1 Contact magazine, as I recall…
If you’ve got the cri-i-ime, we’ve got the ti-i-ime…We’re the Bloodhound Gang!
Cha cha cha!
September 16th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Oh, and Victoria, I call bullshit on your “title” of #1 fangirl. Chickfight, after school. By the Dumpster. In the mud.
🙂
September 17th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
OH NO YOU DIDN’T
September 17th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
actually lets let the guys figure out who is the number 1 fangirl.
September 18th, 2009 at 7:46 am
CHICK FIGHT!! CHICK FIGHT!! CHICK FIGHT!!
September 18th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Oh Victoria…I’m sorry but the guys aren’t gonna decide. No way we’re getting in the way of a chick fight in the mud! This is the closest the boys have ever been to having two girls fighting over them 😉
I’m gonna go get some popcorn…
September 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Tim, just wanted to let you know, that you have indeed trump my sister for being the biggest Disney fan. I had recently showed her one of your Disney video, figuring that since she’s got a Disney yearly pass & a D23, or D32 card thing. She would find your videos entertaining. She just watched in silence and then said “wow, he’s a Disney freak”
September 19th, 2009 at 1:29 am
OH YES I DID! Victoria, you ripped my TANcast tank top! Argh – attack!
September 19th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Goddammit! You broke my nails!!!!!!!!!! And my tancast sunglasses!
September 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Oh. It’s ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Should we call it a draw?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:33 am
I suppose. Why cant we both just be fangirls?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Fair enough. We can be like Mia and Tia from Cars.
Sorry Disney cross-over joke.
Sorry, fanboys, there will be no more virtual ripping of imaginary TANcast clothing. Or mud.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
You may think differently once I post the next episode….or not 🙂
September 20th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
I don’t mind the Disney, though I’d prefer Star Trek. I am an avid fan of both. Oh, Tim, do I want to know what the next episode is about? Or not.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:40 am
Looking forward to it, Tim, now get to work editing! 🙂