TANcast 035 – Train Wreck 2: Wreck Harder
February 1st, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week the show goes off the rails thanks to Tim and his crappy router and his internet-leaching neighbors. But just like a train wreck, you’ll be drawn to it in spite of yourself….and you’ll hear Tim’s story of hanging with 5 hot Kougars in their underwear, which leads to talk of strip clubs, Noah and Andy talk Taken and Watchmen, there’s talk of IMAX theaters, a quick game of Insult Improv, Andy’s year of funny things, Andy’s wife’s squirrel vendetta, Andy’s Mom is a hit in China, the phenomenon of free shit, soda vs cancer vs Yahoo Answers, and finally an interesting sex term.
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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Bryce and Todd
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***SHOW LINKS***
Bush-Obama Morph
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80514788/
Italian Job Roller Coaster Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8TkqRWAENE
Kougar Magazine
Tim’s Anti-Valentine’ Day Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-rwWDPxu9Y
Chubarama: A Website for Bears
No More Kings “Sweep the Leg”
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:17 am
You didn’t want to go with “Train Wreck 2: Locomotive Boogaloo”?
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:33 am
Dudes, you can’t dice TANlaughs(TM). Without them to tell to my wife, I’ll have to resort to one of the other 786 things I do that make her disgusted with me.
Worst episode: the first game night. And yes, I still want you to give it another try.
Love the show, guys.
I feel purple.
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:21 am
I love TANlaughs!
This show was brought to you by the word “GAY.” Thanks TANboys! You know I embrace my gayness and I love when you three do also! Tim I’m comming out to your neck of the wood sometime this year and I want to go to Disneyland, will you be my date?
Otherwise keep up the good work! Penis tatoos not so hot!
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 am
I love tanlaughs!
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I love hearing my TANlaughs
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I still don’t buy your story! And I definitely ain’t gonna buy some magazine for cougars…so you’re a liar, Tim. Lies! Haha.
Oh wait…Tim… you’re a (soft) pornstar.
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Dunno – since I’m approaching Kougarhood, Tim, will you be my bitch? i don’t have nearly enough bitches.
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Keep the TANlaughs! I forget what else I was going to say
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
The roller coaster used to be italian job but lost sponsership its in Bristow Virginia an hour away from Washington D.C
Love the Tanlaughs!!! use them when we pass around jokes we heard at improv practice
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
The roller coaster used to be italian job but lost sponsership is also in Bristow Virginia an hour away from Washington D.C
Love the Tanlaughs!!! use them when we pass around jokes we heard at improv practice
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 am
the space mountan roller coaster in dineyland paris is a lot better than the one in the states. its based off of jules verns From the Earth to the Moon.
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I will always be a fan of any roller coaster that doesn’t have vomit in the seat!
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Oh, and I like the TANlaughs!
February 4th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
TANlaughs are good, but even better when they’re bad
February 5th, 2009 at 7:19 am
Ok so fine, I’m the ONLY person that hated TANgames.
Go ahead and do another game show, but I request that it be a game of Pictionary!
February 5th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Also, I forgot to give my vote to keep TANlaughs in the show.
February 5th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Ooh! I love TanLaughs! Uhhh game nights would be mre fun if you all weren’t so drunk…
February 5th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I like how Tim’s story progressed from simply chicks in a hot-tub to cougars, leathers, chains, whips and the classic rose in the teeth! My nephew is in Vail at the moment and he said he sees a lot of cougars there (after the young blood!). Had never heard that term until then. My vote is to keep the TANlaughs please 😀
February 5th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
As for strip clubs, I only have one experience them. My friend and I went out with some local lads when we were in New Zealand. We ended up in a strip club (with private rooms out the back ;-)) in Rotorua. The guys would wave a dollar (about 40p) and get some boobage in the face or whatever, and my friend and I would sit drinking and try not to feel too uncomfortable! Then the guys started to wave the dollars above our heads so the girls would do a dance for us (why?). Was an experience – especially when one girl did the splits between the two tables in front of us, and then bounced up and down! My friend and I are so British (reserved and awkward) we didn’t know where to look!
February 6th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Yo’.
I love having my name mentioned on TANcast :]
Me & Jo represent the UK :]
Keep TANlaughs.
Get drunk again.
&also
Cockshots!!
February 8th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Last year, on my birthday, I had a very awkward experience. I live in New Orleans, where strip clubs are like Walgreens. I was walking around the French Quarter with my fiancee , Nina, and we ran into my mom, stepdad and their friend. I made a joke about us going to a strip club and my mom thought that it would be a great idea. I really didn’t want to go considering I’d be caught between my future wife and mother. Before long, my mom was telling strippers it was my birthday and giving them money for me while they’re wrapping their legs around my neck with Nina is giving me a dirty look with her arms crossed. Before long, the same stripper had her puss up against her face. The dirty look never stopped. It was so fucking bad and she was so mad at me. I wasn’t enjoying it. My mom did though. 🙁
February 8th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Bryce, your story sounds absolutely excruciating!! I was cringing while I was reading it. You can always remind your future wife/wife that it wasn’t your idea – oh no wait, you suggested it – ok, well at least your Mum had a great time! 🙂
February 17th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Strip Clubs + Fiance/Wife = Bad News
Keep the Tanlaughs coming! Remember, there’s laughter in slaughter.
February 17th, 2009 at 10:50 am
I’m claiming Tancast’s #5 Biggest Fan! :o)