So I take the bus to work most of the time. Not so much because I care about being green (although I try to be when I can) but because gas is high and bridge toll is high. So it is much cheaper for me to ride the bus to work. Since I ride the same bus so much, you see the same people over and over and let me tell you about this fat black lady. I have never really liked her, because often after people had lined up for the bus in the order they got to the stop, she would waddle up and cut to the front of the line with some people she knew. Not that is is a huge deal but it seems kind of rude and not very considerate to others.

Well know I have a new reason to dislike her. I like to sit in the back of the bus because on the bus that I ride there is a sit that is over the wheel that has more leg room then the other seats and I don’t feel as cramped in those seats. The fat black lady (or FBL) likes to sit in the row of seats right in front of where I sit. She also likes to sit in the aisle seat and let her fat arm hang into the aisle. Now the bus aisles are not that wide and her arm probably takes up 25-30 percent of the aisle. I should also mention that I get off the bus before her and everyday I have to squeeze past that lump of arm fat.

I could sit in front of her, sure, but I think you should try to keep your body parts and body fat in you little area. I know some people can’t help it but she has both seats to herself, she could scoot over. How would it be if I just hung my balls over the arm rest. No one wants to walk past that. Well elbow skin looks like ball skin, so it is almost the same thing.

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I also got my something. I will post an entry with pics later.