TANcast 214 – I’m Not Plowing Your Snow Drift
September 16th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week the boys discuss rape (*sigh* …again), Andy creates a new catch phrase, and it’s the “triumphant” return of the game 6 Degrees and Hold The Bacon.
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***SHOW LINKS***
Of Mouse and Man Podcast
http://www.ofmouseandmanpod.com/
Seven Psychopaths
http://youtu.be/OOsd5d8IVoA
Tim on The Angry Dorks Podcast
http://www.skidrowstudios.com/angry-dorks-podcast/2012-09-12/5996/angry-dorks-podcast-09102012
Oracle of Bacon List
http://oracleofbacon.org/center_list.php
SModcast 223
http://smodcast.com/episodes/emo-kev-and-the-24-karat-case-of-love/
Tim’s Bad High School Poem
http://tancast.com/2009/07/19/i-was-a-teenage-moron-bad-poetry/
Soccer Celebration With Special Effects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZI1ffK01s
Nigel Thornberry Inserted in Random Crap
http://www.reddit.com/r/nigelthornberry
Tim Babb at Rooster T Feathers Oct 11-14, 2012
https://www.roostertfeathers.com/html/searchevents.html?Page=http://www.ticketbiscuit.com/RoosterTFeathers/EventPage.aspx?EID=142509&VD=10/1/2012&
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September 16th, 2012 at 10:45 pm
So completely and totally cheated, but yup Tim you were right, Julia and Ryan are both in the movie “Firelies in the Garden”. Here’s the trailer: http://youtu.be/NFCh2agpbd0
September 17th, 2012 at 2:57 am
I can honestly say I have never heard of that movie. I was thinking of one of those Gary Marshall holiday movies where everyone is in them for 5 seconds
September 17th, 2012 at 3:55 am
Tim, I’m angry. Here’s why: I am going to be in the bay area in early October. But I leave the 7th. So I got excited while you were whoring yourself out and then was sad.
September 17th, 2012 at 4:04 am
Speaking of Cheuy, so it’s my joke, out of all the rape jokes sent in over the years, even one where a kid tricks his babysitter into the tub with him and it’s mine that gets a “serves him right” comment, which is the correct reaction to the joke. But it’s cool, I get it, I got standards, I guess that makes me the Flash of the listeners, I keep things as clean as possible. Normally I’d say Batman, but this episode of the Justice League comes to mind.
http://youtu.be/nQcKY7NBLrA
Oh, and isn’t snow plowing when you’re fucking someone after someone else has cum in whatever hole they were fucking in?
And finally, that plot to Seven Psychopaths, isn’t that what John Lovitz’ character did in City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold?
September 17th, 2012 at 4:07 am
Came* The proper term word is came. Isn’t snow plowing when you’re fucking someone after someone else already came in whatever hole you’re fucking in?
September 17th, 2012 at 10:42 am
@Tim I was surprised to find out that nope their not in one of his movies, together, Julia was in “valentine’s Day”…. Maybe he’ll direct a “Christmas Eve” movie and then they’ll both be in that one. 😛
September 18th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
lol u guys are AWESOME! thanx @Tim for reading my jokes! u rock!!!
September 21st, 2012 at 6:05 am
Lmao i really hope episode 207 has the secret of life inside the episode because im actually anxious to hear the missing link. But yeah just wanted to say im still listening and a fan. Im going to work in a shout out to tancast in one of my next upcoming youtube vids. And tim if you ever want to collab on a kingdom comedy hit me up. I got equipment and the disney geek swagg. Keep up the great work guys. Youre doin the queef lol
September 21st, 2012 at 6:08 am
O my pages are http://youtube.Com/ivicejay and http://youtube.Com/Onedreamstudios . ill get you guys a shout out on both channels
September 21st, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Also FYI not sure what lazy ass at Apple has decided to just not do his or her work, BUT my Zune program has had absolutely no trouble keeping my tancast subscription update… just sayin’ 😉
September 22nd, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Fuck internet anonymity, I’m using my real name again. Thanks for making bus trips less boring, and lulling me to sleep at night with your sultry voices when the fear of molestation by Superman would otherwise have kept me awake. You’re doing Gods work.
September 25th, 2012 at 1:03 am
Hey, so apparently, the human penis is shaped as so, because while thrusting, it will suction out the previous man’s semen. This has been used as an argument that early humans regularly snow plowed, and needed an evolutionary advantage over the previous guy.
September 29th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Wish I could “Like” Yngve’s comment.
Ryan Gosling/George Clooney – Ides of March
Clooney/Julia Roberts – Oceans 11
What’s my prize? I get to keep on listening to TANcast? Fine by me…
December 5th, 2012 at 10:31 am
Hey not sure if you noticed, I think Andy’s son was saying “I’m riding the queef” which I find pretty hilarious.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Good catch, wuatenigenu!
Jenn, I believe I first heard that when watching Desmond Morris, back in the mid-90s:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Animal_%28TV_series%29
December 8th, 2012 at 3:04 am
Andy, I read about it much more recently, in a very interesting (and highly flawed) book Sex at Dawn:
http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Prehistoric-Origins-Sexuality/dp/0061707805/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0
For all I know, it was using the same research as Desmond Morris.